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Scaffolding 

A sex position, typically performed by homosexual males, in which one man suspends the other male in the air by his own erect penis.

Men will scaffold sometimes when they run out of excitement in their sex life and have tried every other position.

When one has been scaffolded repeatedly or roughly it is not abnormal to sustain some rectal bleeding.
John was scaffolding British men in his room all night long, so he didn't get back on Xbox until 5p.m. the following day.
Scaffolding by MasterScaff April 23, 2020
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Scaffolding 

Used much on the website, Woot.com, is a particular item of little to no use, overpriced junk, and Woot-off killers.
"Today on woot, we have a lovely usb powered fan with real foam blades."

Random person: "what a piece of scaffolding."
Scaffolding by Mawgy September 23, 2009

Scaffolding 

The Supplies and materials used in scaffold erection.
Scaffolding may include but is not limited too: wood or aluminium kick plates, Aluminium tubes, Right Angle Clamps, Swivel Clamps, Steel Ledgers, Standards, steel or wood planks, ladders
Scaffolding by Scaff1325 December 12, 2010

Anal Scaffolding 

Noun: framework used in anal sex orgies and other asshole shenanigans
Hey check out the anal scaffolding Jimmy put up for the party tonight. It looks rad.
Anal Scaffolding by Cheechstarr April 22, 2019

disassemble scaffolding 

When something annoys you, it disassembles your scaffolding. If your scaffolding has been disassembled, it can mean you're in a bad mood.
Do you know what really disassembles my scaffolding? Pigeons. They disassemble scaffolding for a lot of people, I know, but they truly disassemble mine. Fucking pigeons!

Art scaffolding

A pencil sketch that one draws over in pen, paints over in paint, or sprays over with airbrush. It is used as a "support" when making the final product, much like scaffolding in construction.
I didn't wait for the ink to dry before I erased the art scaffolding in my drawing, and now there are streaks everywhere. Damn it.

put the scaffolding up

when you're chatting up a sort in preparation of dropping game on her
yeah mate I'm about to put the scaffolding up now