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intercom 

a intercommunication system, a network of loudspeakers connected to a microphone
He chewed me out over the intercom.
intercom by Light Joker July 20, 2007

Intercom 

Between more than one member of the Soviet Union.
There was an Intercom meeting last week in St. Petersberg.
Intercom by Diggity Monkeez April 16, 2005

intercom groomer 

a way to talk to children without being seen
some kids were buzzing my brothers front door so he started to talk to the children, i said "stop being an intercom groomer you paedo"

Intercom Tag 

What Managers Do In The Retail Business, When Someone Pages a Person Via The Intercom To Dial Them At a Certain Number, Then The Paged Person Pages The Pager With A Certain Number. Happens When You Can't Hear The Phone Extention to Dial, It Usually Goes on for like Five Minutes Until An Outside Party Who Actually Heard The Extention Number Tells One Of The Pagers. Pretty Annoying if You Have To Hear It 8:30 am on a Monday.
Manager One: "Manager 2 Dial 362"
A Minute Goes By
Manager Two: "Manager 1 Call 206"
30 Seconds Pass
Manager One: "Manager 2 Dial Extention 362"
Goes On For Another Five Minutes
Intercom Tag by Ibble February 27, 2005

emergency intercom 

the best podcast on the planet. enya umanzor and drew phillips make penis jokes and tell ky to shut up. drew is undeniably a straight alpha male.
josh: have you listened to the latest episode of emergency intercom?

josiah: no

California Intercom 

The act of placing a cell phone with the ringer set to vibrate inside the rectal vault of a sexual partner whilst simultaneously calling said phone.

Variant: having one's friend call said phone during the sexual act.
Hey man, I totally want to set up a California Intercom tonight. Can you call my phone at around 10:30?
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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