Feminin 

Feminin is a person who reassembles womanly traits

or if you're a small gnome named Zacharias you are truly feminin, more than any woman ever

No one is more feminin than Zacharias,

Even females aren't as feminin as Zacharias

Feminin by Kongen af ord May 9, 2019

feminin wiles 

Using femininity to play a trick or to be cunning or artful. Perhaps to confuse a male with sex appeal.

"How did she get past security?"
"She confused the guards with her Feminin wiles."

feminin wiles by Thebestoftheworst March 21, 2014

everyday feminism

A comedy 'feminism' site that panders to snowflake millennials who enjoy defining themselves with several labels at once to illustrate their special uniqueness. Example; Fucktard is a cisqueer demiboi multipersonality pansexual differently abled lunatic who identifies as fat. Fucktard's preferred pronouns are Bum/Bumface. Bum has a degree from the University of East Grinstead in Queer 20th Century Chanting and is funded by Bumface's weary parents while Bum writes navel gazing tripe for sites such as Everyday Feminism about Why Buying Tampons Kills TransFolx and Six Ways Why Brain Tumours Are Exclusionary To Those Who Don't Have Brains.

Frequented by transgender people and gullible, wide eyed millennials, the heavy handed admins will censor commentary by those who show potential for critical thought and a basic understanding of biology.

My friend Twinkletoes is interning at Everyday Feminism! They have written an awesome piece on How Your Diet Is Erasing And Fat Shaming Obese Folk. It's so on point!

everyday feminism by Bumfacemcbum February 15, 2017

Schrödinger’s Feminist 

A woman is simultaneously a victim and empowered, until something happens. Then she chooses which state benefits her the most…

A typical case of Schrödinger’s Feminist as the women were allowed the choice to flee Ukraine and the men were made to stay and fight against Russia.

Schrödinger’s Feminist by Lenny K April 7, 2022

fainting couch feminism 

A common kind of feminism, that sees women as too weak and sensitive for normal adult interaction.

Fainting couch feminists often push for "woman as child"-laws. Trying to redefine rape as "sex a woman regrets" or claiming women can't consent to sex after a couple of drinks is text book fainting couch feminism.

Oh, she's not responsible for her actions? Typical fainting couch feminism.

fainting couch feminism by dondidit October 16, 2014

twitter feminist 

A want-to-be feminist who just sits on her phone/computer all day and proclaims she's a feminist but never actually does anything in real life to change anything

Callie always complains, tweets and blogs about how women deserve equal rights, and how someone should change things, but she never does anything herself to help the cause because she's too lazy. Callie is a Twitter feminist.

twitter feminist by Nola37 February 1, 2015

Schrödinger's feminism

Schrödinger's feminism: a woman is simultaneously a victim and empowered, until something happens. Then she chooses which state benefits her the most.

A sandwich? I am tired of your sexism! I am a strong and epowered women.

*WW3 starts*
Hey honey, which beer do you want with the sanwich?
.... Here it is, the Schrödinger's feminism.

Schrödinger's feminism by daarksideYT May 10, 2022