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embezzle 

The wrongful or willful taking of money or property belonging to someone else after the money or property has lawfully come into the possession or control of the person taking it. To steal money.
She got fired for trying to embezzle seven thousand dollars.
embezzle by Morgan T. May 11, 2006

embezzle 

It's a super awesome way of saying to 'take have' something.
My lungs embezzle the air from the earth... as I can breath.. it. Period.
embezzle by JaguarFiend February 23, 2008

embezzler 

Anyone at a business who takes company money for his or her own purposes. This activity is illegal and if noticed should be reported.
The embezzler bought a Lamborghini Diablo with all the money he stole from WOLSA.
embezzler by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 24, 2004

dick embezzler 

a person who secretly and discretly loves the cock and can take it in multiple ways. Like bernie madoff he can take cock billions of times over without anyone knowing about it. In many cases the ringtone on his phone is " it's raining men" and his favorite movie is anyone that has barbara streisand.

Also and illegal immigrant that brings dildos full of cocaine across the border by means of hiding multiple one's in his anus.
B.B is a real dick embezzler , i saw him on gay bourban street with 6 guys on him at once!!!

Wow! I have never seen anyone take it in every orafice at once, that guy is a true dick embezzler!

Pedro and Juan have some awesome coke, but is smells like asshole! Sandra, are your friends dick embezzlers??
dick embezzler by scottytohottie April 10, 2010

fembecile 

Combination of feminist and imbecile. A dumb feminist that confuses sex (biological) and gender (cultural) differences.
I watched a fembecile on Youube say men and women were equal but women still needed more equality because men were stronger.
fembecile by buxwit November 14, 2015

fumbuzzled 

Person 1: “How do you do the math homework?!?”
Person 2: “I don’t even know, I’m so fumbuzzled”
fumbuzzled by ririles November 3, 2021
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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