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dick embezzler 

a person who secretly and discretly loves the cock and can take it in multiple ways. Like bernie madoff he can take cock billions of times over without anyone knowing about it. In many cases the ringtone on his phone is " it's raining men" and his favorite movie is anyone that has barbara streisand.

Also and illegal immigrant that brings dildos full of cocaine across the border by means of hiding multiple one's in his anus.
B.B is a real dick embezzler , i saw him on gay bourban street with 6 guys on him at once!!!

Wow! I have never seen anyone take it in every orafice at once, that guy is a true dick embezzler!

Pedro and Juan have some awesome coke, but is smells like asshole! Sandra, are your friends dick embezzlers??

Dick Embezzler 

When a highly promiscuous woman steals the attention of nearby men, and engages in sex with them.
Brenda: I can't believe Sarah is such a dick embezzler!
Joyce: I know right?! She slept with my boyfriend last night!
Brenda: What a bitch!

embezzle 

The wrongful or willful taking of money or property belonging to someone else after the money or property has lawfully come into the possession or control of the person taking it. To steal money.
She got fired for trying to embezzle seven thousand dollars.
embezzle by Morgan T. May 11, 2006

embezzle 

It's a super awesome way of saying to 'take have' something.
My lungs embezzle the air from the earth... as I can breath.. it. Period.
embezzle by JaguarFiend February 23, 2008

embuzzled 

General term used to describe a particular emotion one feels at any time; provided that one cannot find a word for that particular emotion.

Such as confused, amazed, ridiculed, rejected, saddened etc.

With the use of 'embuzzled' one can be as vague as one likes. The magic of the word is that it allows the other person to think about what emotion you are experiencing at that time.

Originates from the British language.
Example 1.

Girl: "How are you finding your life this week, after last week?"

Guy: "I'm so embuzzled it's ridiculous."

Girl: "Be more vague will you?"

Example 2.

Person 1: "Bruv, manz feelin' bare embuzzled todai inni'"

Person 2: "Standard fam, itz dem egzamz inneh. Link up with dem gash later; get on dat bruh don't woz ye."
embuzzled by imbareonthatgash January 23, 2010

embezzezzle 

To embezzezzle is to steal money from the company one works for, if said company is in any way part of the Hip Hop industry.
Damn, I knew Suge Knight was ill, but I never expected him to embezzezzle from Death Row like he did.
embezzezzle by Blessed Hamoid November 12, 2009