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dick embezzler 

a person who secretly and discretly loves the cock and can take it in multiple ways. Like bernie madoff he can take cock billions of times over without anyone knowing about it. In many cases the ringtone on his phone is " it's raining men" and his favorite movie is anyone that has barbara streisand.

Also and illegal immigrant that brings dildos full of cocaine across the border by means of hiding multiple one's in his anus.
B.B is a real dick embezzler , i saw him on gay bourban street with 6 guys on him at once!!!

Wow! I have never seen anyone take it in every orafice at once, that guy is a true dick embezzler!

Pedro and Juan have some awesome coke, but is smells like asshole! Sandra, are your friends dick embezzlers??
dick embezzler by scottytohottie April 10, 2010

Dick Embezzler 

When a highly promiscuous woman steals the attention of nearby men, and engages in sex with them.
Brenda: I can't believe Sarah is such a dick embezzler!
Joyce: I know right?! She slept with my boyfriend last night!
Brenda: What a bitch!

embezzle 

The wrongful or willful taking of money or property belonging to someone else after the money or property has lawfully come into the possession or control of the person taking it. To steal money.
She got fired for trying to embezzle seven thousand dollars.
embezzle by Morgan T. May 11, 2006

embezzle 

It's a super awesome way of saying to 'take have' something.
My lungs embezzle the air from the earth... as I can breath.. it. Period.
embezzle by JaguarFiend February 23, 2008

embuzzled 

General term used to describe a particular emotion one feels at any time; provided that one cannot find a word for that particular emotion.

Such as confused, amazed, ridiculed, rejected, saddened etc.

With the use of 'embuzzled' one can be as vague as one likes. The magic of the word is that it allows the other person to think about what emotion you are experiencing at that time.

Originates from the British language.
Example 1.

Girl: "How are you finding your life this week, after last week?"

Guy: "I'm so embuzzled it's ridiculous."

Girl: "Be more vague will you?"

Example 2.

Person 1: "Bruv, manz feelin' bare embuzzled todai inni'"

Person 2: "Standard fam, itz dem egzamz inneh. Link up with dem gash later; get on dat bruh don't woz ye."
embuzzled by imbareonthatgash January 23, 2010

embezzezzle 

To embezzezzle is to steal money from the company one works for, if said company is in any way part of the Hip Hop industry.
Damn, I knew Suge Knight was ill, but I never expected him to embezzezzle from Death Row like he did.
embezzezzle by Blessed Hamoid November 12, 2009
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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