Embezzlement

The process of glueing little jewels and diamantes on one's nether region

Philip went to the salon today for an embezzlement for a special occasion

Embezzlement by Tallulahbuttercup August 29, 2018

Emboozlement 

When you steal alcohol from a company function for personal use.

Jack: "Hey - did you see the caterer abandon his bar? I'm going to steal a few of those wine bottles for later."

Jill: "Are you crazy! That's emboozlement!"

Emboozlement by Peppery Pisces August 2, 2008

embezelment 

Da crime of stealing da surround-frames from watches, clocks, mirrors, etc.

In the "Garish Summit" portion of the "Bob and Ray Show", the shady Caldwell Merchfield was indeed guilty of siphoning off millions from his family-owned lead-mining company. to pay for his massive gambling-debts. His spineless-but-much-more-honorable younger brother Rodney, however, did not stoop to such "low-down" activities --- when times got tough, he continued working at the company without wages, and even when he sold the offices' doors for 12 bucks apiece in order to settle the company's petty-cash account, he never actually committed embezelment, since he left the door-frames intact.

embezelment by QuacksO June 6, 2020

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Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022