feltar

The interior lining of an acoustic guitar case.

Sorry dude, but I accidentally tore your feltar.

by The Raj August 31, 2022

felgar

n. An article of clothing, usually made from a shirt sleeve, worn for display around the arm, especially right above the wrist. It is usually worn on the right arm.

By George, that felgar looks fantastic on your arm!

I wish my felgar was as stylish as yours!

by coffeeface December 5, 2009

Femtard

A feminist. Term originates from the fact that feminism is a misandrist movement masquerading in the guise of promoting equality. Essentially someone who promotes equality through inequality i.e - a retard.

"Man it must be getting close to election time all I can smell in the streets these days is unwashed pussy from these activist femtards"

by Ladyballz October 2, 2019

I Felta Thi

Hypothetical fraternity one joins after having been "sworn in" with a good night of drinking and romance.

Look! Bob's been un-dweebed! He finally made it to I Felta Thi!

by pentozali December 28, 2005

Rucking Fetard

Politically correct way to point out a person's inability or unwillingness to use the mental capacities with which they've been born.

Sarah Palin is a rucking fetard.

by Carpetbagger_68 February 11, 2010

rucking fetarted

funny and clean way of saying fucking retarted.
rucking fetarted emphasizes how retarted the person or event actually is.

noun: rucking fetard

"You are rucking fetarted for trying to race that cop."

"Are you putting shirtless pics of your self on myspace? That's rucking fetarted!"

by luke knudson October 30, 2006

filtar

douche; Master of the douches (douchmaster); keeper of the douches

Big Joi was getting rough with little Sally. After sex Sally decided to filtared her vagina with Mountain Dew. This attempt did not work and now Joi is this babies mamas daddy.

Little Sally had some self esteem issues so she sat on her filtar all day.

by Barney P March 7, 2007