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felgar
n. An article of clothing, usually made from a shirt sleeve, worn for display around the arm, especially right above the wrist. It is usually worn on the right arm.
felgar by coffeeface December 5, 2009
Femtard
A feminist. Term originates from the fact that feminism is a misandrist movement masquerading in the guise of promoting equality. Essentially someone who promotes equality through inequality i.e - a retard.
"Man it must be getting close to election time all I can smell in the streets these days is unwashed pussy from these activist femtards"
I Felta Thi
Hypothetical fraternity one joins after having been "sworn in" with a good night of drinking and romance.
I Felta Thi by pentozali December 28, 2005
Rucking Fetard
Politically correct way to point out a person's inability or unwillingness to use the mental capacities with which they've been born.
Rucking Fetard by Carpetbagger_68 February 11, 2010
rucking fetarted
funny and clean way of saying fucking retarted.
rucking fetarted emphasizes how retarted the person or event actually is.
noun: rucking fetard
rucking fetarted emphasizes how retarted the person or event actually is.
noun: rucking fetard
"You are rucking fetarted for trying to race that cop."
"Are you putting shirtless pics of your self on myspace? That's rucking fetarted!"
"Are you putting shirtless pics of your self on myspace? That's rucking fetarted!"
rucking fetarted by luke knudson October 30, 2006
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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