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douche; Master of the douches (douchmaster); keeper of the douches
Big Joi was getting rough with little Sally. After sex Sally decided to filtared her vagina with Mountain Dew. This attempt did not work and now Joi is this babies mamas daddy.

Little Sally had some self esteem issues so she sat on her filtar all day.
filtar by Barney P March 7, 2007
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Often misspelled as Filter.

1. A device which separates matter from fluid, air, or other substances; any device that separates one substance from another.
2. Any software/electronic, mechanism, device or procedure that acts to separate or isolate.
1. Joey runs an email filtre, to catch junk mail.
2. I purchased a new air filtre for my office; it's too dusty in there.
3. Filtred water isn't that good; distilled is better.
Filtre by Randall Jacobs November 9, 2013
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casual filter

A part or stage in a game that escalates in difficulty in a very short period of time, separating the casuals from the actual gamers.

Not to be confused with a steep/vertical learning curve, as these mean that the game is hard to learn and master from the beginning.

Games with a casual filter will give you a false feeling of confidence as the filter comes after you have learned the basics and started progressing, just to catch you off guard and make your run end, usually having to start from zero again.

Some examples of casual filters in games include the winter in Project Zomboid and your first goblin raid in Dwarf Fortress
Person 1: Ayo wtf is this I just lost my 30h run, how do you even survive the winter?
Person 2: Welcome to the casual filter, play more and git gud
casual filter by Alien3.0C May 24, 2022

Roblox Filter

A stupid filter that roblox has which hashtags almost half the words in the english language, the filter keeps getting worse and worse every year until the point you can't type the letter 'a'.
Person #1 : Hey ###### ### ##### #### ok?

Person #2 : Yeah sure # #### play ########### with ####.

Roblox Filter is a stupid way of making words invisible for younger 5-12 roblox kids.
Roblox Filter by ThoniS July 7, 2017

Dude Filter 

The filter in guys' brains which keeps unspoken love and affection for one another unspoken, as it should be.
When a guy shows way too much physical and verbal affection for another guy, making otherwise normal situations and interactions creepy, awkward and uncomfortable, he has ignored his Dude Filter:

-Extra long hugs.
-Telling a guy he's sweet and you love him.
-Talking way too close to him.
Dude Filter by Raixor May 17, 2012
Often misspelt as Filter.

1. A place where all of the shit collects.
2. Something used to separate unwanted materials, from wanted materials; the unwanted materials stick to the filtre.
1. Mr. Dulles used a filtre, to separate the grounds out of his coffee.
2. The Sanitation Department filtres the shit out of the sewage, before sending it to the treatment plant.
Filtre by Marco Filtro February 1, 2014

pleb filter 

Piece of art/entertainment which is extremely inaccessible to the common person; this may be due to its complex or unusual nature.
Term usually used to state the superiority of said piece, while implying that anybody who can't enjoy it isn't experienced or open-minded enough to do so.
Dude 1: This band's records were mostly easy to listen, but the last one is very strange. Most songs last more than 10 minutes and there's a lot of ambient sections.
Dude 2: Wow, did anybody even manage to get into this at all?
Dude 1: Almost nobody. It's their ultimate pleb filter.
pleb filter by geologo August 17, 2017
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