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Lord Fellaini 

Nickname for the best player in football's history, most talented and skilled, Marouane Fellaini. He is often called a God of football, impressing with every single minute on the pitch. And he has the best hairstyle ever.
"OMG! How the fuck someone can miss that? Normal for Lord Fellaini"
"Lord Fellaini strikes again! Only two broken noses this time!"
"Man Utd really pays this man?"
Lord Fellaini by luciensias July 16, 2018
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Fellating 

(adjective) The act of performing Fellatio.
“Last week Fat Peter and Jean-Coq had a touch too much Manischewitz and began fellating one another. They have been BFFs every since.”
Fellating by HarryPro January 6, 2019

fellaini 

a football player also known to be one of the best players to ever step on a football pitch. he has won over 42 champions leagues trophies more than anyone else and has also won the ballon d’or an astonishing 19 times
man i wish i could be fellaini he smashes and dashes all the time
fellaini by marouanneeee May 6, 2018

self-fellating 

The term used to describe a person who will constantly describe themselves or their achievements in a favorable light. To give yourself a verbal blowjob. From the word fellatio, meaning "oral stimulation of the penis", and the word self, meaning "one's identity."

Opposite of self-defecating.
People who exaggerate their achievements are self-fellating.

"I totally scored a 10 last week."
"Dude, she was a six. You're self-fellating."
self-fellating by A-lista March 28, 2010

fellating the ghost 

Excessively praising a dead person.
"It's the anniversary of Jacob's death. Deidre is still fellating the ghost of that asshole."
fellating the ghost by czehner March 17, 2015

Fellalingus 

A cross between Fellatio and Cunnilingus. Fellalingus is something you would perform on a hermaphrodite.
G1) Man, did you hear?
G2) Hear what?
G1) Miles performed fellalingus on his dad!
G2) That guy is a fucking homo!
Fellalingus by The good son October 23, 2002

Fellatinado 

Pronounced: fell-a-shin-a-not-to

The coming together of two powerful concepts:

Fellacio: noun- sexual act; involving manipulation of a persons genitals with ones mouth. See- BJ

Aficionado: noun- an ardent devotee; fan, enthusiast.

One who is an ardent devotee of bj's.
She may be ugly but at least she's a fellatinado.
Fellatinado by TheBurnstone February 28, 2011
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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