Lord Fellaini

Nickname for the best player in football's history, most talented and skilled, Marouane Fellaini. He is often called a God of football, impressing with every single minute on the pitch. And he has the best hairstyle ever.

"OMG! How the fuck someone can miss that? Normal for Lord Fellaini"
"Lord Fellaini strikes again! Only two broken noses this time!"
"Man Utd really pays this man?"

by luciensias July 16, 2018

Fellating

(adjective) The act of performing Fellatio.

“Last week Fat Peter and Jean-Coq had a touch too much Manischewitz and began fellating one another. They have been BFFs every since.”

by HarryPro January 6, 2019

fellaini

a football player also known to be one of the best players to ever step on a football pitch. he has won over 42 champions leagues trophies more than anyone else and has also won the ballon d’or an astonishing 19 times

man i wish i could be fellaini he smashes and dashes all the time

by marouanneeee May 6, 2018

self-fellating

The term used to describe a person who will constantly describe themselves or their achievements in a favorable light. To give yourself a verbal blowjob. From the word fellatio, meaning "oral stimulation of the penis", and the word self, meaning "one's identity."

Opposite of self-defecating.

People who exaggerate their achievements are self-fellating.

"I totally scored a 10 last week."
"Dude, she was a six. You're self-fellating."

by A-lista March 28, 2010

fellating the ghost

Excessively praising a dead person.

"It's the anniversary of Jacob's death. Deidre is still fellating the ghost of that asshole."

by czehner March 17, 2015

Fellalingus

A cross between Fellatio and Cunnilingus. Fellalingus is something you would perform on a hermaphrodite.

G1) Man, did you hear?
G2) Hear what?
G1) Miles performed fellalingus on his dad!
G2) That guy is a fucking homo!

by The good son October 23, 2002

Fellatinado

Pronounced: fell-a-shin-a-not-to

The coming together of two powerful concepts:

Fellacio: noun- sexual act; involving manipulation of a persons genitals with ones mouth. See- BJ

Aficionado: noun- an ardent devotee; fan, enthusiast.

One who is an ardent devotee of bj's.

She may be ugly but at least she's a fellatinado.

by TheBurnstone February 28, 2011