fellaini

a football player also known to be one of the best players to ever step on a football pitch. he has won over 42 champions leagues trophies more than anyone else and has also won the ballon d’or an astonishing 19 times

man i wish i could be fellaini he smashes and dashes all the time

fellaini by marouanneeee May 6, 2018

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fellaini

a stupid cunt who is shit at life or also known as fabian or mushin

fuck this shit cunt fellaini

fellaini by retarded white boiiiiiiiiiii April 18, 2018

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fellaini • Lord Fellaini • Fellini • Federico Fellini

Lord Fellaini

Nickname for the best player in football's history, most talented and skilled, Marouane Fellaini. He is often called a God of football, impressing with every single minute on the pitch. And he has the best hairstyle ever.

"OMG! How the fuck someone can miss that? Normal for Lord Fellaini"
"Lord Fellaini strikes again! Only two broken noses this time!"
"Man Utd really pays this man?"

Lord Fellaini by luciensias July 16, 2018

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Fellini

Oral sex that leaves the penis permanently bent.

Samantha assured me that she wouldn't use her teeth, but I had a Fellini to show for it.

Fellini by Pantaloon January 24, 2008

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Federico Fellini

An Italian filmmaker, who out of half a hundred films, only 4-5 were genuinely magnificent..

He created the greatest movies ever made

Federico Fellini by ver January 9, 2005

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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