Definitions by czehner

Photoshop Tourette's 

The uncontrollable urge to create a photo in Photoshop after someone mentions "it would be cool if..."

"It would be really cool if someone added a Starbucks cup to the Iron Throne in 'Game of Thrones'."
"Damnit, Andrea! You just set off my Photoshop Tourette's! Now I have to go make that!"

Photoshop Tourette's by czehner May 10, 2019

yelling into the void 

The act of messaging multiple people on a dating website without receiving a response. (Common for most normal guys as per the 85/15 Rule. )

Yeah, I'm taking a break from online dating. I got tired of yelling into the void -- it's just too hard on the ego.

yelling into the void by czehner October 12, 2015

fellating the ghost 

Excessively praising a dead person.

"It's the anniversary of Jacob's death. Deidre is still fellating the ghost of that asshole."

fellating the ghost by czehner March 17, 2015