Felk

To engage in a sexual act. A dialectal variant of "f*ck".

Yo, Johnny did you felk that broad from the bar lastnight?

by johndoejohn July 28, 2016

felk

Acronym for Facts Equal Liberal Kryptonite. Used by the radical right wing fringe to imply that progressives or liberals cannot handle the truth and do not have the facts.

"Treefriend is a bigger felk than Jessie Jackson Jr."

by Treefriend December 23, 2008

felke

Felke is a type of animal who lives deep inside the wood, and who isn’t afraid to becomes your friend. Their usually so nice that they’ll make you feel special like your their best friend. But really they just do it to get cake or sprite. They have a special talented witch is to eat hamsters and pull out tampons. You definitely do not need a Felke in your life but if you get a chance i guess you wont say no.

omg what you changed your tampon so fast almost like a Felke

by Djcumolean April 20, 2022

felk

1.elk feeler
2.elk molester

Joanne "you damn felk"
Ralph waxy diggles Martinez "but he likes it!"

by auntie rae May 07, 2005

Felking

Flossing with one’s pubic hairs

1: I ran out of floss, so I started felking.

2: What the fuck is felking?

1: It’s when you floss with somebody’s pubic hairs

1: Ew

by J_R_V May 23, 2024

felking

when gas from external force travels up the intestine and emits itself as a burp having gone through the whole body

A: “we were going to town and she started felking. it kinda turned me on, man…”

by gyatttoberizzingme July 11, 2024

Felke

The best friend you could ever ask for, Felke is kind, smart, caring, and full of energy. She loves making people laugh cause she knows how funny she is. She gives people new chances but knows when enough is enough. She gives the best advice and always knows if something is wrong and overall has an amazing personality you rarely find.

Person 1: Who is that?
Person 2: That’s Felke she’s amazing!
Person 1: Omg i want her to be my friend!

by Sonia08 February 22, 2023