fegnant 

ambiguously large, due either to pregnancy or being overweight

"She was definitely fegnant, but I didn't want to ask when she was due in case she had merely eaten too many Ho-Ho's."

fegnant by Marcus Schmidt September 30, 2008

fregnant 

When one has suffered numerous frapes on Facebook. One is likely to have become fregnant, and should expect a faby in around 9 months.

Dave commented 19:26: "You get fraped so much. You must be fregnant by now!"

fregnant by JWBPhayz April 22, 2011

Chabot-Fagnant Syndrome 

Also known as "CFS," Chabot-Fagnant Syndrome is a condition found among many in the Catholic social justice community that is usually distinguished by the following symptoms:

1). An infatuation with Jesuits that borders on eroticism
2). Runny discharge from the mouth in the form of incessant blather about Liberation Theology
3). The irrational desire to treat each day like a Catholic high school retreat.
4). Regularly accusing anyone nearby that they "don't understand" the world's problems and that they are even part of those problems while ignoring their own possible complicity.
5). Regularly inserting unnecessary foreign words (usually Spanish) and phrases into everyday speech and insisting on over-pronouncing said words and phrases.
6). Extreme self-importance.

CFS is often caused by over-attending spiritual retreats, going abroad to developing nations on social justice tourism trips, full-immersion volunteering, or taking too many Liberation Theology classes. The condition may only last for a few days or weeks as an accompaniment to a "retreat high" or several years, clearing up only when the "infected" graduates or departs from the area of incubation. Chronic cases been known to persist longer but such episodes are rare and suggest that the afflicted possess some sort of innate pre-disposition to the condition.

"She used to be pretty cool, but ever since she came back from that service trip to the Dominican Republic she's done nothing but cry and yell at people. She's got a serious case of Chabot-Fagnant Syndrome."

Chabot-Fagnant Syndrome by Billy Bluejay October 23, 2007

fregnant 

A fake pregnancy, usually conjured by a controlling and slightly psychopathic female.

Jack got Jill fregnant.

fregnant by Dr. No July 15, 2006

fregnant 

When you look at a girl and can't tell if she is fat, pregnant or both.

Jon, check out that girl over. Does she look fregnant to you or is it just me?

fregnant by los121271 December 10, 2007

Fregnant 

1) A fat woman who is pregnant.

2) A woman who becomes fat while pregnant.

1) Becky is fregnant.

2) Wow, Jody used to be really skinny. She just looks fregnant now.

Fregnant by LeeJay January 17, 2008

fegnart 

a fongant sort of doohickey

We fegnart together

fegnart by frogmush September 30, 2020