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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency 

The clean version of "Fuck Bitches, Get money".

1. a phrase or motto which describes ones primary agenda: to have sex with women and make as much money as possible.

2. a phrase or motto which describes a man's plan to earn money while cursing women, usually due to failure with a woman.
1. Life is simple. Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

2. "Man, I couldn't get any pussy this weekend."

"It's all good man. Disregard Females, Acquire Currency"

I really Do still respect Females!

This is what is commonly known as "a lie".
Male: I really Do still respect Females!
Jesus: Your going to hell for that lie!

disregard females, acquire currency 

disregard females (ignore any individual that is born with vaginal genetalia), acquire currency (attempt, by any means, to possess the greatest accumulation of material wealth)
"disregard females, acquire currency". (Don't get a girlfriend, make money) currency
What creepy guys on dating sites call women. No one is sure if it's because they don't see women as people or they simply are making a poor attempt to signal that they are not interested in trans women, but in any case, using this term on their dating profile ensures that they will not be contacted by any women at all.
Why don't you hu-man females ever message me? I am the nicest Ferengi you seed depositories will ever meet!
females by Queen Buttrix December 30, 2017

friendly females 

Females that need to move the fuck around and will never have a man.
Friendly females always talking or hugging on other niggas
friendly females by Ej6 August 23, 2017
A female person you have to pay a fee to have sex with.
A prostitute
Damn that feemale is cheap, only $50 to suck!
Feemale by Wasbeert August 11, 2009
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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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