feelony 

An act which you feel is a crime, irrespective of actual law.

The weight of conservative opinion was that Sarah Silverman's tweet was a feelony.

feelony by shrough February 2, 2017

Felony Way 

A commonly used name to describe the City of Federal Way, Washington. Routine gunfire and stabbings occur on almost a nightly basis, which is nothing to say of armed robberies, burglaries, and stolen cars. The epicenter for criminal activity used to be Pacific Highway. While Pacific Highway is still dangerous, the Park 16, subsidized housing project, and others currently being constructed are now ground zero for lawless behavior. Contrary to empirical evidence related to the introduction of these criminal hot spots, the City's mayor still believes that the crime wave in the City is being imported in from Tacoma.

Wish me luck baby. I gotta deliver a pizza to some outlaw at the Park 16 apartment complex in Felony Way. Bullets always be flyin in Felony Way!

Felony Way by Nafius September 27, 2017

felony shoes 

Common term for athletic shoes, so called because of their obvious popularity with busy criminals needing a low cost means of escape. Nothing destroys the credibility of a "Cop Show" on TV faster than having the fat, middle aged, dress-shoe wearing white hero run down a twenty year-old black dude in tennis shoes. Channel clicker, do your stuff....

Passing pedestrian:"My, that looks like O.J. creeping down that alley in black pants, jacket, watch-cap and felony shoes. Nah, couldn't be....

felony shoes by Kieran Le Petomaine November 23, 2006

Felony Boner

Sexual arousal that occurs when commiting a felony-level act or imagining doing so. Often sexual in nature but is not limited to sexual deviancy. Other examples include: armed robbery, large-scale vandalism, grand conspiracy and multiple situations including both drugs and alcohol.

Dude.... selling shit to minors in a school zone makes my shit hard, Felony Boner bruh!

Felony Boner by Dill-dozer August 27, 2017

Diarrhea Felony 

A diarrhea felony is when you have diarrhea into an empty ice cube tray, freeze it, and throw the resulting diarrhea cubes at people on the street.

Man, David got busted for three years after committing that diarrhea felony on Tuesday.

Diarrhea Felony by grigori rasputin January 4, 2019

felony ring 

the residue that forms around your nostril shortly after snorting illegal substances.ie; methamphetamine, cocaine, etc.

Before talking to anyone of authority check your nose for a felony ring.

felony ring by Matt's Ruca June 7, 2007

Felony Hole

A hole or opening located on the floor of a vehicle where items (like drugs or illegal paraphernalia) can be thrown from the vehicle without being detected as easily. Looks like trash being driven over, not illegal items flying from your window.

Person 1: Dude, that car I bought had a felony hole on the passenger side.
Person 2: Well, we can toss out anything illegal if the police pull us over. It'll be like we drove over some random road trash.

Felony Hole by zer0Limitz September 26, 2013