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federally 

Bob is a federally because he ratted me out to the cops.
federally by AJMF December 27, 2020

Federally 

A Narc. An ally to the Cops, DEA, FBI etc. Etc.
Johnny a Federally. He tryna beat a case.

federally protected wetlands

Jenna Bush's Snatch
Now that she's 18, I guess Jenna's federally protected wetlands are open for public drilling.

federally fucked up 

1. (v.) Drinking/using narcotics to the point where you know longer have control of your body/mind. Usually accompanied by blackouts and in some cases, peeing on your girlfriends Super Nintendo.

2. (adj.) Used to describe something that a close friend or family member did to wrong you.
"Dude I got so federally fucked up last night I peed on my girl's printer. I don't remember SHIT."

"Did you hear that Mike stole Jim's girl then got her pregnant and left hit to raise the kid?"
"Damn, that's federally fucked up."

Federally Associated Purposes 

A backronym for FAP. Usually associated with putting something in the spank bank,
I'll need to see the source... for Federally Associated Purposes of course.

Federal Reserve

After the 2008 financial crisis, the world economy needed saving, but the Federal Reserve gave a bunch of newly printed money to the Primary Dealers instead.