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I am way past facing reality! 

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“I am way past facing reality!” Is a statement of clarity beyond clarity. This statement is a counter slap to someone who thinks that they are trying to alert you to the reality of a situation. It’s another way of saying: “Oh, allow me to retort, MOTHERFUCKER!”.
Lover #1 You have to face reality, our relationship is in trouble and we need to talk.

Lover #2 I am way past facing reality! OUR RELATIONSHIP IS OVER!!!!!
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Leather Facing 

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To slice ones face off and wear it as your own.

Leather facing is a good idea if its October 30th and you have no costume.

It is also a good idea if you are old and want a to look much younger and don't mind peeling the face off of a Child/Infant/Toddler/New Born/Fetus.
My Nan has been feeling a bit down on how old she looks, so she went to a children's hospital and leather faced half of the leukaemia ward.

Shut up Pierre or i'll dig up your recently deceased granddad and leather face him and fuck your nan.

Wow I'm so tired after leather facing all them kids at chucky cheese. I think I'll have a siesta.
Leather Facing by TWC.TV March 21, 2017

the fencing emoji 🤺 

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supergoop every single day
____ 🤺 ____ I SAY 🤺 (if you cant tell, that is the fencing emoji 🤺 btw)
the fencing emoji 🤺 by bubbles December 12, 2020

facing 

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Smoking a whole blunt by yourself
Yo, you should be facing a blunt before you see Pineapple Express
facing by JJ Sneddick October 10, 2008

Redneck Fencing

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The act of fencing with a pitchfork. Red hair adds to the experience.
James died during a match of Redneck Fencing.
Redneck Fencing by trenlr911 November 2, 2014

Feing 

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Feing is a German/Bavarian slang word meaning "Figure" "Fig" or "Fig Tree". Most used as the Phrase "Figure it out". Or if you call some one Feing, you are calling them a Figure or Figure head. It was invented through the German word Fein meaning Fine or Delicate. Then the G was added for whatever reason and the meaning was invented. It is meant as a respectful term, not one of hate.
In German "Dieser Mann ist Feing." In English "That man is Feing." Meaning he is their Boss, or Figure Head. It can also be used in this type of sentence "Das ist ein Feing Mann" In English it says "That is a Feing man." Meaning that the man is numbered, or carries rank.
Feing by Xirtamgine August 27, 2018
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mormon assault vehicle

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another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

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A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
Word of the Day on August 17, 2026
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