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Father Bede 

Goddamn I want to see Father Bede's gaping asshole
Father Bede by papabeads June 26, 2017

Fatherbed 

Hole in the ground where you bury an adult male.
Mobster: We got him, boss. Now what?

Boss: The guys got a fatherbed all laid out for him in the woods. Make sure he gets some rest.

Mobster: Sure thing, boss.
Fatherbed by Wertheworld July 26, 2020

Jesus Feathered Christ 

When saying Jesus Christ isn't enough to emphasize a point, you gotta do your dizzle by throwing in a delectable adjective. "Feathered" happens to be one of the finest terms available to use.
Student 1: I know that isn't your work. You for sure made that crap up!

Student 2: What? That's my work, I brought the ruckus on this assignment.

Student 1: Please, how you finna lie to me? That isn't your work!

Student 2: Jesus Feathered Christ, it is my work! Back off!

feathered 

Getting hit in the balls really hard, the type of ball kicks that a kickboxer would cower in fear of. Originally a joke from a Sam O'Nella video about Slang words he doesn't understand.
Person 1: Woah dude, you just got feathered.
Person 2: Fuck you, don't try to downplay my suffering.
feathered by Mongolmongol January 21, 2018

Down-Feathered 

When your loved one drains your balls of all sperm and now your balls are light as a down-feather blanket
My girlfriend Down-Feathered me and now my balls feel light as a feather!

featherredemption 

FeatherRedemption, is a public figure in the Gun Clan Community, with many charges of pedophilia and sexual harrasment also great World Leader
FeatherRedemption won at the base today.