Feach

Fucking peach. Resembling a cute, rosy-cheeked girl.

"Hey do you see a feach there? "
"Yes she's so cute! Lemme flirt with her."
"Oh no she's dating Abercrombie already."

by NakedNectarine August 3, 2016

Fached

Severely intoxicated, typically with classic chooch or evil brown chooch involved in some capacity.

“FACHED”

“Oh, man, I was so fached last Thursday.” “Yea, you kept calling yourself Bricholas Cage and fighting any one that offered you a bump”

“You guys want to hit the Handicap Stall and get fached before date night?”

by Thursday.lines December 26, 2019

Feacle

A combination of " fearless " and " fecal," meaning to take a shit that is fearless.

Erwin is insane. He dropped his pants and took a feacle right in the police station.

by Dragonwolf November 6, 2018

Feathers

Feathers – \feath•ers\ Noun: Slang for hubris, arrogant, vain, narcissistic, selfish, self-centered. Originated from the cliché “He’s like a peacock so in love with his own feathers he’d high five his own shadow”

The server referred to John as “Feathers” to her co-workers because Feathers was so self-centered he liked leaving an intentional mess and bossing people around at the restaurant which gave him a sense of narcissistic pleasure and inflated self-worth.

by Giggles T. Clown September 23, 2014

pussy feather

A large and often colorful feather plucked from an exotic avian species used by servants to fan a woman of higher socioeconomic status as she lies in the supine position with legs agape for maximum vaginal ventilation.

Oi, slum dog, ready the pussy feather -- there's heat radiating from my labia majoras that only a fanning from a peacock feather could cool down.

by suckmeblanter12 December 11, 2011

Feachurning

The act of incessantly churning out software features that nobody ever asked for under the delusion that that is the solution to all problems ever. Often, such features are solutions looking for problems. It is usually seen in software companies where the person or people in charge are so far detached from reality that their lack of intuitive understanding of the problem space and ignorance manifest as a never ending stream of pointless features, generally on the UI, that slowly corrode the software.

I wish the flashlight app stopped feachurning to become a social network, payments, banking, and crypto trading app, all rolled into one.

by NondelusionalSoftware January 17, 2022

Feathering It

1.) When you are a cool guy, who knows what’s up, and you just seem to never stop (possibly due to drugs or mental illness).

2.) Cutting your hair with fire.

First Example -
News: Local Florida man was arrested for assault with a deadly weapon after throwing an alligator threw Wendy’s drive-thru window.

Reader: Man he’s just feathering it.

Second Example-
Tom: Dr. Drew looks really good!
Christina: Well, he has been feathering it!

by RUNJRE May 21, 2020