fach 

A term used for face; the fancy way of saying face.

Dude, Shut your fach.

fach by Dave Eddy March 22, 2003

fach 

the way midgets and umpa lumpa fuck and mate

mr. and mrs. umpa fached to make little umpa

fach by garrett thomson June 21, 2012

Fach 

it means whatever you please
mostly used as a humorous insult

#1: Wow katy. your doubleyou is hecka fach.

#2: Seriously Ashley, you think her xylophone is chair? Youre soooo fach!!!

Fach by woopdewoop January 14, 2008

fach 

fast acting chick hitting
Acronym for technique of hitting up girls at clubs according to da FACH manual c.2004

see that girl at the bar... fach her!
fach that like you fached the other girl

fach by Ceaser Leo March 31, 2005

fach 

A skin disease usually found on cows, but has been found on humans. Usually forming a pussy circle on your meat flesh

Damn, that fach is really acting up

fach by Nick M April 9, 2003

Fach 

A skin disease found mostly on cows and sometimes even on humans, usually forming a gross pussy circle on your meat flesh

Damn, that fach is really acting up

Fach by Nick M April 9, 2003

Fach 

A word that’s blurted out when you are extremely upset, aggravated, or in pain and your brain can’t decide if you want to scream “fuck” or “shit”, so you end up with a combination of both and the result is “Fach.”

Fach! I stubbed my damn toe!

Person 1: “Hey you left your windows rolled down and it’s been pouring rain out for the past hour.”
Person 2: “FACH!!”

Fach by EvilCupcakes1106 April 9, 2022