fach

A term used for face; the fancy way of saying face.

Dude, Shut your fach.

by Dave Eddy March 22, 2003

fach

the way midgets and umpa lumpa fuck and mate

mr. and mrs. umpa fached to make little umpa

by garrett thomson June 21, 2012

fach

fast acting chick hitting
Acronym for technique of hitting up girls at clubs according to da FACH manual c.2004

see that girl at the bar... fach her!
fach that like you fached the other girl

by Ceaser Leo March 31, 2005

fach

A skin disease usually found on cows, but has been found on humans. Usually forming a pussy circle on your meat flesh

Damn, that fach is really acting up

by Nick M April 09, 2003

Fached

Severely intoxicated, typically with classic chooch or evil brown chooch involved in some capacity.

“FACHED”

“Oh, man, I was so fached last Thursday.” “Yea, you kept calling yourself Bricholas Cage and fighting any one that offered you a bump”

“You guys want to hit the Handicap Stall and get fached before date night?”

by Thursday.lines December 26, 2019

fache

meaning "faces" in italian, the american version is to be said with emphasis on the first letter and refers to the singular "face"-- unless you say "faches", in which case it is plural. Can also be shortened to "fach".

Shut the fuck up before I hit you in the fache.

by Nache September 04, 2005

Faching

similar to faching!faching!, but not as severe. instead of running, frodo dodo is only jogging, and thus the fachings arent fachinging alot

when i was walking frodo dodo, i heard FACHING

by schilly willy December 28, 2005