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jizzy fazcock

something me and my friend made up in 7th grade
woah dude you have such a nice jizzy fazcock
jizzy fazcock by mrbelding June 9, 2024

Glen Fatcock 

The Model and Musician with a real Fatcock Every teen girl is bonkers for him!!
Glen Fatcock pumps all the hot teen chicks🦄
Glen Fatcock by TeenMegaWorld August 22, 2022

Glen Fatcock 

The Influencer with donuts around his dick. He dances in his underwear with hot teen girls.
OMG, Glen Fatcock wears a pink balaclava and freddy krueger claw. He's such a pretty girl pump machine.

Farcockt 

(yiddish)- gone bad, gone awry, messed up.
"It used to be a nice neighborhood, but now, since all these people have moved in, it farcockt..." or "That girl is crazy - farcockt in the kepi (head)."
Farcockt by Stephen Ubfal May 30, 2008

fagcocker 

one who adds ridiculously stupid radically liberal political comments on youtube to give others the sense he/she is some cutting-edge intellectual revolutionary
person #1: "President Obama, have you considered legalizing drugs, prostitution, and nonviolent crime to stimulate the economy?"

fagcocker's youtube comment: "STFU that was a legitimate question!"
fagcocker by Bambit He-Slug December 10, 2009

facocked 

adj.

1. Fucked-up half-cocked
2. Not easily understood
I thought everything was fine before we got arrested; in retrospect, the plan was facocked to begin with.

The whole Iraq situation is facocked.
facocked by D Mack September 2, 2005