fauxld

Fake old. When something is meant to look old, but instead just looks garish.

Q: Why does that church have stained plexiglass windows?

A: Because it's fauxld, not old.

by $hortDog March 15, 2010

Fauxlosophy

The imparting of make belief wisdom, spiritual advice and meaningless waffle, usually given by vacuous self absorbed 'influencers' via a social media platform. Generally accompanied by a bikini clad pose in some exotic location and/ or a generic borderline inspirational quote, borrowed from a slightly more creative part time yoga teacher/ uber driver/ photographer/ long boarder/ spiritualist. On occasion a real quote from a real philosopher may be used but often in the incorrect context.

“Life takes you to unexpected places, love brings you home”

Thankful for every moment I get to spend home. Even the quick trips like this make my heart smile. I appreciate every little moment with my family and friends and thankful for those truck rides down old country roads, loving from my horses and many days and night on this beautiful lake. Home is good for the soul✨ "

Correct response: "Shut up Amber with your fauxlosophy, you fucking nitwit"
Incorrect response: "aww babe you are so cute" followed by countless fire emojis

by Calum with one L November 8, 2019

Fauxleb

1. A person who exploits their private life in order to gain notoriety in the public eye.
2. Someone who gives little or no thought to the meaning or consequences of their public behavior in relation to impressionable minds that observe them.
3. Contributes nothing creative or meaningful to the public domain, yet is held in esteem with those that have/do.
(unless you consider sex tapes creative and meaningful)

girl 1: OMG, did you see Becky's new sex tape?!

girl 2: Totally! OMG, she is such a fauxleb wannabe!

by Ernesto Riley June 28, 2010

Fauxlice

Security guards or other fake police who believe that they actually have some power over you. Despite the fact that they only have a fucking squirt gun and a tazer instead of a magnum and a badge.

Dude 1: "I dunno if we should go over there man, that guard looks pretty big"

Dude 2: "Man, Fuck tha Fauxlice, that bitch is a badge and 2 balls short of scaring me!"

by Coombop October 19, 2008

fauxletariat

the fake working class, especially actors, DJs and TV chefs who behave and speak in a fashion not in keeping with their middle class upbringing.

Isn't that Keith Allen a member of the fauxletariat, I heard his father was a Navy Officer.

by Pooty McPoots February 12, 2008

fauxletarian

Falsely claiming to be of a lower socio-economic or working class in order to appear humble, hide true wealth, dodge responsibility, or deflect criticism about an easy life.

Portmanteau of 'faux' and 'proletarian' - fauxletariat can be used for a collection of fauxletarians.

He is such a fauxletarian! He makes 90k a year at an easy corporate job, but rages against the machine and goes on and on about his working class credentials.

She likes to tell everyone she is a starving student, but sends her mother's maid to the thrift store for 'real' clothes. Fauxletarian!

by Grinding August 31, 2010

Fauxlaroid

Pronounced, fo' lar oid

Is a photo framed using the same dimensions as the Polaroid format.

A photo framed to look like an old Polaroid.

That is a very well done Fauxlaroid.

first said by Toadsmoothy2

by M Haanel December 3, 2006