A combination of the words Faux and Coach used to describe a knock off of the designer bags made by Coach.
by foofy January 18, 2009
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Who would have ever guessed that The Fauch is actually Jim Morrison who in 1971, bored by his drug-addled existence and obsession with sex, faked his own death in Paris and then attended medical school after undergoing plastic surgery and a penis reduction in order to hide his true identity.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 4, 2021
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“Oh, man, I was so fached last Thursday.” “Yea, you kept calling yourself Bricholas Cage and fighting any one that offered you a bump”
“You guys want to hit the Handicap Stall and get fached before date night?”
“Oh, man, I was so fached last Thursday.” “Yea, you kept calling yourself Bricholas Cage and fighting any one that offered you a bump”
“You guys want to hit the Handicap Stall and get fached before date night?”
by Thursday.lines December 26, 2019
Get the Fached mug.A member of the Covidian sect of cultish apologists who fervently adhere to the teachings and mandates of the one and only true Fauchovah.
"Do NOT confuse Fauchovah's Witnesses with JWs."
"One is the sole religion of the only true god & the other is Jehovah's Witnesses!"
"One is the sole religion of the only true god & the other is Jehovah's Witnesses!"
by Logical Empiricist Stoic September 11, 2023
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Like any god, he retains absolutely no accountability because good outcomes are due to his gracious benevolence while undesired consequences result from his purging crucible or fully-merited sanctions.
Like any god, he retains absolutely no accountability because good outcomes are due to his gracious benevolence while undesired consequences result from his purging crucible or fully-merited sanctions.
“I’m not feeling well with a symptom that could be from any ailment listed in any of all the world’s medical journals & blogs.”
“Praise Fauchovah!”
“Praise Fauchovah!”
by Logical Empiricist Stoic October 22, 2023
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by Andrew Morrison February 18, 2008
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