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The Fauch 

A popular nickname for Dr. Anthony Fauci who is loved and admired all over the world for his unparalleled expertise and always patient, avuncular, matter of fact manner.
Who would have ever guessed that The Fauch is actually Jim Morrison who in 1971, bored by his drug-addled existence and obsession with sex, faked his own death in Paris and then attended medical school after undergoing plastic surgery and a penis reduction in order to hide his true identity.
The Fauch by Dr Bunnygirl June 4, 2021
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Severely intoxicated, typically with classic chooch or evil brown chooch involved in some capacity.
“FACHED”

“Oh, man, I was so fached last Thursday.” “Yea, you kept calling yourself Bricholas Cage and fighting any one that offered you a bump”

“You guys want to hit the Handicap Stall and get fached before date night?”
Fached by Thursday.lines December 26, 2019

Fauchovah's Witness 

A member of the Covidian sect of cultish apologists who fervently adhere to the teachings and mandates of the one and only true Fauchovah.
"Do NOT confuse Fauchovah's Witnesses with JWs."

"One is the sole religion of the only true god & the other is Jehovah's Witnesses!"

Fauchovah 

The omniscient & omnipotent deity, who becomes man who becomes super god, and ultimately inspires, leads, & controls the minds & combined will of his Covidian religious cult followers.

Like any god, he retains absolutely no accountability because good outcomes are due to his gracious benevolence while undesired consequences result from his purging crucible or fully-merited sanctions.
“I’m not feeling well with a symptom that could be from any ailment listed in any of all the world’s medical journals & blogs.”

“Praise Fauchovah!”

farchitect 

shortening of "fucking architect" and typically used to describe an architect who, through their incompetence, makes life difficult for everyone else.
I have to redesign the structure because the farchitect changed their mind again.
farchitect by Andrew Morrison February 18, 2008
Getting a school iPad whiped for inappropriate use
Damn dude, I just got Fanched for playing games in class.
Fanched by Starboiiiii March 13, 2017