farchitect 

shortening of "fucking architect" and typically used to describe an architect who, through their incompetence, makes life difficult for everyone else.

I have to redesign the structure because the farchitect changed their mind again.

farchitect by Andrew Morrison February 18, 2008

paper architect 

Someone whose work is purely theoretical, having never come to fruition, or has never been exemplified by anything in the real world.

"He was a tenured professor of architecture—a position buttressed by his renown as a 'paper architect.'
That is to say, he was an esteemed architect whose reputation rested on his designs, rather than on the buildings constructed from them."
—Asterios Polyp, by David Mazzucchelli

paper architect by ignazio January 30, 2010

Architecture

The practice of designing buildings and environments that transforms OCD into a superpower.

Wow, ever since Daryl got into architecture, those tights n cape don't look so bad on 'im.

Architecture by beyondnothing April 13, 2011

fuck you architecture 

insincere, inauthentic, dishonest, and ugly building design meant to meet the bare code, legal and zoning requirements for standing domiciles whilst achieving one goal and one goal only : making money off the public and usually in the most blunt, crass and direct way.

Wal-Mart Inc. employs fuck you architecture in almost all of its' stores and surrounding properties.

fuck you architecture by Virgin Suicides July 8, 2017

Architecture

It's the definition of the " hell major " in university , which will create heaven on earth ...

I made 2 huge mistakes in my life :

1. Entering the architecture faculty

2. Leaving it..

Architecture by NIGGArchitect June 7, 2019

Architect

A man who builds his lover through dedicated work of feeding. He is building his masterpiece one cheese curd at a time.

The architect built his lady with love to 530 pounds.

Architect by Teanis August 5, 2022

Architecture 5 

A tropical modern building with an elevator. The name of a club in Brixton. A definition of narrative that resists complicated responses, because it's so fucking cool.

"What did you do on Saturday night?" "Oh, nothing much. Chucked back a few Malibu and Oranges, and all that." "Where did you go?" "Architecture 5." "Dude, that's really weird. That's where I went too." "No." "Yes!" "Shut up!" "No, seriously. I met this amazing, amazing guy. His name is Scott and when it was time to go, I heard this voice in my head, and it said, you have just met your future husband." "What, like a voice inside you or something you actually heard?" "I don't know." "Wow." "Yeah." "But, I think you should take it easy. You've been through a lot lately." "I know, but...he was really cute." "Define cute." "I don't know." "You're a little bit stupid, aren't you?" "What?" "Oh, I was just asking Terry where the olives were." "How is Terry, anyway?" "Terry! Terry, how are you?" "Fine." "He says he's fine."

Architecture 5 by Bhanu: A Failed Novelist January 31, 2008