Fauched 

The act upon which a presentable gentleman, rests thy genitals formally known as the scrote and balls upon thy facial region of the recipient.

Fauci: Prepare to be Fauched.
Shoobert: yes!
*Fauching in progress with some ease*

Fauched by xBree May 26, 2021

Fached

Severely intoxicated, typically with classic chooch or evil brown chooch involved in some capacity.

“FACHED”

“Oh, man, I was so fached last Thursday.” “Yea, you kept calling yourself Bricholas Cage and fighting any one that offered you a bump”

“You guys want to hit the Handicap Stall and get fached before date night?”

Fached by Thursday.lines December 26, 2019

Fanched 

Getting a school iPad whiped for inappropriate use

Damn dude, I just got Fanched for playing games in class.

Fanched by Starboiiiii March 13, 2017

Faucheaux 

fo-sho, for sure

you know I'm down with that, Faucheaux!

Faucheaux by D. Dubya August 30, 2015

conner faucher

Stupid face poopy head smelly toe jelly pineapple orange house straw cap pizza cat man cow book read type letter mistake spell orange twice again overall double now and then how now brown cow cant hold a bucket over his potato and jump for the yes please bless you God is real and Jesus loves you guitar apple

Conner Faucher is dumb. At least God loves me.

conner faucher by Paul Adam Phil Habib January 28, 2014

Faughed 

The act of farting and laughing simultaneously

Oh no I think I faughed.

Faughed by ruchikajay November 4, 2014

Faushed 

Adjective: How one feels after taking a massive shit.

The feeling is described as tired, achy, and sweaty, but relieved at the same time.

I am never going to eat Mexican again, I am faushed after that last trip to the bathroom.

Faushed by Red Ed2 April 28, 2009