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fattite

One of the ancient folk of fattites, a people of proud fatsos.
They are displaying a statue of a fat woman of the fattites at the museum. The culture of the fattites is undergoing a kind of renaissance these days.
by felixh March 5, 2016
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SHUSH FATTIES

The easiest way to get a bunch of people to be quiet.
"SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUSH FATTIES" *the world goes quite in realization that they have been called fatties but don't respond because they've been told to shush* SHUSH FATTIES is an expression used to easily get a bunch of people to stop talking.
by PigMacLord February 9, 2015
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Fatetite

(n) (Fa-Teh-Tite) Having an insatiable appetite like that of a fatty.
Mikhael is exhibiting full blown fatetite having eaten a giant portion of mac & cheese, half a bag of doritos, 3 sodas, pho and half a valentine's cake all in one day.
by i dunno iono oreo February 16, 2010
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fattitude

A combination of "Fat" and "Attitude"; the loud, boisterous, obnoxious arrogance often displayed by large and/or obese women. This is very common; many large women often try to overshadow their physical enormity with a similarly large and over-exaggerated large-and-in-charge attitude.
"Dude, that blubbery fat chick needs to shut up already. She's got a major case of fattitude."
by Rob B. December 14, 2004
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Fatite

A short woman, that refers to herself as petite, but fat.
I'm a cute short fatite woman.
by George Cook September 8, 2003
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Fattitude

An attitude to life which leads inevitably to morbid obesity.

A combination of severe laziness, arrogance and mental retardation which means the root cause of ones obesity will never be fully addressed or rectified.
Quote: "I can't eat fish unless it's battered and fried" "That's because you've got fattitude"

Weighing 300lbs and having the fattitude to telephone your non-obese partner to provide a beer delivery service direct to your sofa/bed, rather than get off your fat arse and risk burning calories.

Destroying several sofas by the sheer mass of ones arse and then blaming the manufacturer, rather than your own fattitude.
by Uberstench March 8, 2011
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Torchmark Fattie

Noun: Someone who works at Torchmark, sits on their ass all day, and their only form of exercise is getting up to go to the vending machine for more snacks
I hope I don't get complacent and turn into a Torchmark Fattie.
by Torchmark Superhero April 23, 2009
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