fatshua 

A combination of the words "fat" and "joshua." Used as an alternative name for a person named Joshua who is also fat.

FATSHUA FATSHUA FATSHUA, you sure are fat, FATSHUA!

fatshua by Josh December 4, 2003

fatsquatch 

When a woman has a fat lump right above her pussy.

Chris: Did you see that chick in the tight pants?!
David: Yeah, she's a fatsquatch

fatsquatch by Sonny Black Monster December 16, 2008

Fatsquatch 

Large, fat hairy man that often gets extremely angry about food.

Man 1: Did you see that fat, hairy guy raging when McDonalds only gave him half a burger!

Man 2: Yea, he went ape shit didn't he.

Man 1: Classic fatsquatch....

Fatsquatch by Fatman4938 March 8, 2011

fatsharked 

To be excited and hyped for a game, only to be let down by a buggy release and lack of developer support. Despite knowing the developer's track record, you find yourself falling for their promises once again. One moment you're on top of the world with exciting new content, the next you're left questioning why you ever trusted them in the first place. It's a frustrating cycle of hope and disappointment that's hard to break free from. They'll do it all over again with their next game, and you'll be there to fall for it again.

I got fatsharked by that last game release, I should have known better.

fatsharked by fatuity relique cool January 16, 2023

fatsquatch 

An ugly obese (fat) man who shows up at your door with roses and gifts and beg you to date him.

Being cursed with fatness and hairiness he has no choice but to beg and pay women for company.

Usually of italian descent he is overly hairy and smelly and dosen't take hints too well.

Vitale is a real fatsquatch.

fatsquatch by ress223 December 15, 2008

fatsquatch 

word used to gain attention from someone by calling them a fatsquatch.

you. person. dude. hey you. you there. buddy.

hey fatsquatch, what are you doing?

fatsquatch by Drew September 12, 2004

Fatshadowing 

When, on a sunny day, you hide in the shadow of a lardy person's lard to escape getting a sunburn.

Oh god! It's too hot out-time to take part in some fatshadowing, gang.

Fatshadowing by DelAnt September 25, 2009