fatsquatch 

When a woman has a fat lump right above her pussy.

Chris: Did you see that chick in the tight pants?!
David: Yeah, she's a fatsquatch

fatsquatch by Sonny Black Monster December 16, 2008

Fatsquatch 

Large, fat hairy man that often gets extremely angry about food.

Man 1: Did you see that fat, hairy guy raging when McDonalds only gave him half a burger!

Man 2: Yea, he went ape shit didn't he.

Man 1: Classic fatsquatch....

Fatsquatch by Fatman4938 March 8, 2011

fatsquatch 

An ugly obese (fat) man who shows up at your door with roses and gifts and beg you to date him.

Being cursed with fatness and hairiness he has no choice but to beg and pay women for company.

Usually of italian descent he is overly hairy and smelly and dosen't take hints too well.

Vitale is a real fatsquatch.

fatsquatch by ress223 December 15, 2008

fatsquatch 

word used to gain attention from someone by calling them a fatsquatch.

you. person. dude. hey you. you there. buddy.

hey fatsquatch, what are you doing?

fatsquatch by Drew September 12, 2004

Fatsquatch 

A person who is simultaneously morbidly obese and smells like Sasquatch. When confronted about either the obesity or the smell, their excuses are notably retarded.

These specimen cannot be as in magneto as Sasquatch because each of their steps cause earthquakes.

Person 1: wtf is that stench??
Person 2: it’s coming from that fatsquatch over there

Person 1: can’t you take a shower?
Fatsquatch: absolutely not! It’ll drain my primate powers

Fatsquatch by MFG.24 June 16, 2025

ratsquatch 

a ratchet ass hoe who's as big as a sasquatch and as ugly as a rat.

Ratsquatch was talking shit about us again.

ratsquatch by hoe fighter January 9, 2016

tatsquatch 

A tattoo that is covered by body hair

an individual that has the pride of owning a tattoo that over time has been engulfed by chest pubes, arm hair, back hair, etc. Now resembling a tattoed chimpanzie or sasquatch... tatsquatch

tatsquatch by herbaliser72 March 19, 2009