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Definitions by ress223

fatsquatch 

An ugly obese (fat) man who shows up at your door with roses and gifts and beg you to date him.

Being cursed with fatness and hairiness he has no choice but to beg and pay women for company.

Usually of italian descent he is overly hairy and smelly and dosen't take hints too well.
Vitale is a real fatsquatch.
fatsquatch by ress223 December 15, 2008