*fatalau* is the definition for a modern boomer, which is not cool enough, or they do things which are specific for the opposite gender. *fatalau* is the opposite of *mafiot*. danuta budeanu was the firts person in the world who said these words. remember, don’t be fatalau, be mafiot!
Basically this is the ratio applied to foodstuffs, by fat people whereby whatever the packaging states as how many people the foodstuff serves is divided by a minimum of 2. Used frequently in the North of England......
Fatlady: Says 'ere this cheesecake serves 4 people.
Fatlad: Well using Fatlad's Food Ratio, as we are fat, thats 2 people in our case!