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*fatalau* is the definition for a modern boomer, which is not cool enough, or they do things which are specific for the opposite gender. *fatalau* is the opposite of *mafiot*. danuta budeanu was the firts person in the world who said these words. remember, don’t be fatalau, be mafiot!
-omg man he is wearing sandals with socks!
-ohh bruhh he is so fatalau
fatalau by mafioata January 8, 2021
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A Romanian word, is usually used to represent how fucking idiot you are.

The alternative to this word would be: you like to spend more time with girls than the bois , you loser.
Andrei: Ba ce fatalau a ajuns Radu - Andrei: What a fatalau is Radu
Mihai: Ai dreptate ar cam trebuii batut - Mihai: You're right , he should be beaten
Fatalau by HaremLord666 March 2, 2021

fătălău 

A definition for boys from Dana Budeanu
" Du-te la mă-ta de fătălău ce ești dacă nu-ți place mâncarea mea "
fătălău by Scârba December 17, 2020

fătălău 

another word for calling someone weak or pathetic, mainly used on males
person 1: ia mă gândacul ăla de pe perdea
person 2: nu-l iau mă eu ești nebun
person 1: ba ce fătălău ești

fatalanus fire disease 

The fatalanus fire disease is a disease found in the butthole cavity. A symptom of this disease is when fire shoots out of your asshole. This disease is basically deadly to the asshole.
Hey what is wrong with u?
Oh i have fatalanus fire disease.

fatalanche 

The cascading flab that cliff-hangs over a belt buckle, or in particular, a pair of tight fitting hipster jeans. Most commonly seen on chubby pubescent girls.
"Will you just check out the fatalanche standing in the McDonald's line"
fatalanche by Leha May 13, 2005

futălău 

Romanian boy who just fucks.
" I fucked three girls last night"
" Fuck you, you are just a futălău"
futălău by Scârba December 17, 2020