fatloaf

A typically slightly overweight stocky person who behaves in a somewhat retarded fashion.

Referring to a drunken 5 foot tall man who is not particularly bright, you may say "You see that fatloaf over there? Look at the state of that!"

by Gugu Abubu January 16, 2007

fartloaf

a peice of food which someone has farted on

bro, i fartloafed on obama's gay energy drink

by CordialChicken March 14, 2015