fatloaf 

A typically slightly overweight stocky person who behaves in a somewhat retarded fashion.

Referring to a drunken 5 foot tall man who is not particularly bright, you may say "You see that fatloaf over there? Look at the state of that!"

fatloaf by Gugu Abubu January 16, 2007

fartloaf 

a peice of food which someone has farted on

bro, i fartloafed on obama's gay energy drink

fartloaf by CordialChicken March 14, 2015