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by jackiskool April 26, 2005
Get the fat joe hater mug.As a kid, his dad owned a McDonald's and his mom owned a burger king. He ate for free whenever he was hungry. When he got tired of mickie D's, he went to BK, and vice-versa.
Childhood obesity came and the doctors didn't give him too long to live. The make-a-wish foundation gave him his dream of being in the hip-hop industry before he would "die"... but that was like... 15 years ago? Proving his resolve, at the same time proving doctors wrong and he's not gonna soon stop rapping... oops I mean "Rapping".
One thing he never changed from his childhood: He starts his day in a fast food restaurant, ends it that way too, unless his dinner doesn't go down right, in which case, it ends on the crapper.
Childhood obesity came and the doctors didn't give him too long to live. The make-a-wish foundation gave him his dream of being in the hip-hop industry before he would "die"... but that was like... 15 years ago? Proving his resolve, at the same time proving doctors wrong and he's not gonna soon stop rapping... oops I mean "Rapping".
One thing he never changed from his childhood: He starts his day in a fast food restaurant, ends it that way too, unless his dinner doesn't go down right, in which case, it ends on the crapper.
We love Fat Joe, well not his music, but him. And so we NEED to constantly tell him the two most important words... Jenny Craig... Fat joe, you need Slim Fast... and FAST
by Raw Doggy April 5, 2010
Get the Fat joe mug.Fat Joe is the only non-black person in the universe who isn't called a racist by saying "muh niggas". Fat Joe is the love child of Porky Pig and Jennifer Lopez. He is perhaps the ugliest human alive, yet we love him because he is obese... as long as he's at a safe distance from us and our dinner plates.
"I can't look at Fat Joe because it makes me want to yank my eyes out and rub icy hot on my crotch"
or
"Fat Joe is SOOOO cute! I'd totally fuck him, hes a teddy bear!"
or
"Fat Joe is SOOOO cute! I'd totally fuck him, hes a teddy bear!"
by Franklin Delano Roosevelt December 20, 2004
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Ex: teaching
Ex: teaching
by slavelabor34 January 12, 2022
Get the fat jolly man mug.A "Fat John" is a code word for the act of taking a poop. No one is exactly sure where the name came from, but it originated in Manchester, NH and has since spread. When referring to a Fat John, the you usually pretend it is a real person.
Person 1: "Dude, Fat John is about to visit me!"
Person 2: "No way! He visited me today, and boy, was he angry!"
Or rather,
Person 1: "Aw jeez, I'm about to be visited by Fat John."
Person 2: "Who?"
Person 1: "Everybody's met Fat John. In fact, most people see him everyday. Sometimes he tries to come in before you're ready, and sometimes he can just explode at you. You usually feel better after Fat John leaves."
Person 2: "No way! He visited me today, and boy, was he angry!"
Or rather,
Person 1: "Aw jeez, I'm about to be visited by Fat John."
Person 2: "Who?"
Person 1: "Everybody's met Fat John. In fact, most people see him everyday. Sometimes he tries to come in before you're ready, and sometimes he can just explode at you. You usually feel better after Fat John leaves."
by LeSuave April 8, 2013
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