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A badass, smoked out, locced out muppet from the SS, AKA Sesame Street. His reputation puts infamous characters like Suge Knight, Osama Bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, George W. Bush, Hitler (Well you get the point) to shame.

Has his own segment on sesame street, it's called "Elmo's world". Just to show some perspective into his evil mind. Doesn't that give you a hint that he wants to own the whole world? (please don't tell him I said that... PLEASE!)

Unless you live there, I just wouldn't even go down Sesame Street at all. If that's your usual route to wherever it is you go, a piece of advice: take a detour. An extra 5 minutes of being lost is worth your life.

Some sources say that he is affiliated with the likes of Big bird AKA "papa peck", Baby bear AKA "Big Biz", Alvin and the chipmunks, cookie monster and Kermit the Frog. That would be true. The same source also claims he is connected with Bert and Ernie but that's some bull. He doesn't fuck with those two faggots.

You'll usually see him around the big plaza of Sesame Street. If he's by himself, don't even talk to him. But if he's with his girlfriend Zoe, he'll be a little more patient with your biz.

He is rumored to be Elmo by day (A badass), and grover by night (A superhero). I can neither confirm nor deny that information.

One last time so you understand: He is cute, but EXTREMELY dangerous. If you see this individual, please call 1-800-ELMO-DIE. Remember you CAN remain anonymous.
While there isn't enough proof, it is said that elmo stole the lyrics of all your favorite artists and gave them to Alvin and the chipmunks, who then cashed the lyrics and songs as their own and became rising stars on YouTube, practically overnight.

Elmo- great businessman, but the truth, do not mess with him.
by Raw Doggy April 05, 2010

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The group was good back in the day with Kim Hill.

Nowadays they're just way, WAY overrated, by idiots who don't really follow music, just listen to whatever the fuck. Most of them don't even know that Kim Hill got replaced by Fergie's hoe ass, which is probably the reason they are, again, overrated.

I just don't know what to say about the black eyed peas. Money didn't change them, Fergie did.
You know, the Black Eyed Peas got a review one time, saying that they had some of the most original beats ever. The people who did that review obviously haven't heard "Pump it" or whatever that song is called
by Raw Doggy April 04, 2010

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Ke$ha wanted in the music industry so bad. As a joke, one of her friends told her "Just suck somebody's dick that works there".

The next thing you know, she has a deal. Now she makes crap that nobody can stand to listen to, except softcore juggalos and juggalettes and people who are fucked up off their ass.

Her music is roughly (after editing) 98% auto tone, 2% her. I think she failed kindergarten AT LEAST once. Nobody stresses the letter "R" quite like her (What is swaggerrrr and who is Mick Jagerrrr?).
Ketchup, I mean, Ke$ha will probably stop being played on the radio by next week, tops.
by Raw Doggy April 06, 2010

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Say they represent the people, but really only give a fuck about the rich. Don't do much for the people, but they want to thoroughly check our backgrounds extensively. Since they don't do anything for the people, they need to mind their own fuckin' business and stay the fuck up out of ours. Let us coexist, but refuse to acknowledge each other.

Do not approve of gay marriage while about 80% of them are gay themselves.

Do not approve of abortion although they approve of war, genocide and having a death penalty is OK. Technically the unborn baby isn't alive until it passes the first trimester, from when it stops being an embryo (Zygote) and is considered a fetus.
Example of the Republican Party?
George W. Bush
by Raw Doggy May 17, 2010

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A once great R&B singer who, recently, became a meal ticket for aspiring artists, (Justin Bieber, who thinks he's the shit because he knows Usher).

I think I'm going to download a copy of Fruity Loops studio and use nothing but the demo song, remake it 20 ways and add lyrics of wanting to have sex with bitches, befriend Usher and, get a deal, post my shit on YouTube and then see how many hits I can make. Boy I sure hope people appreciate my took-me-10-minutes-to-make-a-song music.

I still believe even Usher knows how big of a mistake he made with Justin Bieber. Justin probably wouldn't shut up about giving him a deal so Usher did it to shut him up.
On Usher's new song, the part that goes "Oh, My, God" is really just about how whack Justin is.
by Raw Doggy May 09, 2010

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1) Chances are, there's an ad to your right showing some fugly, flat-chested girl wearing some stupid looking t-shirt with some gay ass punchline on them. At the bottom it'll say SnorgTees... those shirts are pretty retarded huh?

2) Shirts that Soulja Boy and his gay ass fans should wear; this way could easily recognize a retard when they come by so we can tone down our intelligent talk to make sure they can understand, or tell them to fuck off/ keep on walking (when on the streets).
1) Look to your right, as was said in the definition, usually at the top of the page if this definition is found at the bottom of the page.

2) Gas station clerk: "Great here comes someone with a Snorgtees. Probably mentally challenged."

Idiot wearing a Snorgtees Shirt: "Hey man, can I, like, can you like, take out money from this card?"

Gas station clerk: "You'd have to use the ATM"

Idiot wearing a Snorgtees Shirt: "OK man thanks. Where can I find one?"

Gas station clerk: "There's one... RIGHT BEHIND YOU!" *gas station clerk rubs temples*

Idiot wearing a Snorgtees Shirt: "Oh OK, thanks man"

*Gas station clerk takes some Advil*
by Raw Doggy June 16, 2010

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What you and your girlfriend did as kids when you took a pledge to the church, and then told your pastor you've never had sex with each other. Cause technically you didn't.
When kim and david were on the bed at night watching TV, they got horny. But they remembered their pledges. So they just took of their pants and underwear and had mutual masturbation then told their pastor they've never had sex.
by Raw Doggy April 07, 2010

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