A condition that affects obese teenagers. A fat person will usually talk themselves up in every social setting. They usually do this to mask their low self-esteem. They live in a delusional fanatsy world where they believe people want to hear them talk about themsleves for hours on end.
A man with Fat Douchebag Syndome is an extrmely talkative, overweight, social pariah.
Charming, ambitious Frat boy who dresses and acts like the stereotype to a T. Transferred from a school where he was a college athlete, most likely playing LaCrosse or Soccer, but didn't like the rules that restricted him boozing it up. Most likely named Chad or Kyle. Has a radar for when a girl stops being interested, and starts firmly implanting himself in her life only then. Knows he's charming and attractive, but is most likely a really bad kisser without knowing. Has some good morals and qualities, but they rarely show up until he turns 30 and realizes what a shit show his life is, and that his trophy wife is cheating on him.
Chad is the definition of a FratDouche-Fuckboi; too bad we're interning together, I never want to see his chubbies and sperry-clad person again.
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!