A condition that affects obese teenagers. A fat person will usually talk themselves up in every social setting. They usually do this to mask their low self-esteem. They live in a delusional fanatsy world where they believe people want to hear them talk about themsleves for hours on end.
A man with Fat Douchebag Syndome is an extrmely talkative, overweight, social pariah.
Charming, ambitious Frat boy who dresses and acts like the stereotype to a T. Transferred from a school where he was a college athlete, most likely playing LaCrosse or Soccer, but didn't like the rules that restricted him boozing it up. Most likely named Chad or Kyle. Has a radar for when a girl stops being interested, and starts firmly implanting himself in her life only then. Knows he's charming and attractive, but is most likely a really bad kisser without knowing. Has some good morals and qualities, but they rarely show up until he turns 30 and realizes what a shit show his life is, and that his trophy wife is cheating on him.
Chad is the definition of a FratDouche-Fuckboi; too bad we're interning together, I never want to see his chubbies and sperry-clad person again.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.