fat dam

A fat dam is what happens when a girl wears jeans that are too tight. A large roll of fat appears right above the waistline of the pants, which results in a somewhat unattractive appearance.

Julie's fat dam was MASSIVE! She's still pretty hot, though.

by Bitchin' Kitchen July 26, 2005

Fat Damon

Jesse Plemons

Jesse Plemons is Fat Damon.

by Hamdan November 7, 2020

Fat Damon

Someone who resembles a heavier Matt Damon and hits on women in Public.
The only way to defend against a Fat Damon is to address everyone in the vicinity, and in the most retarded voice possible proclaim, "Faaaaat Daaaamon".

Guy1: "Hey buddy, you better keep an eye on your girl. Looks like she's getting Fat Damoned at the bar."

Guy2: Approaches the bar gaining the attention of all around and proclaims in a retarded voice, "Faaaaaat Daaaaamon."

by vector 2518 SBS January 11, 2011

Fat dammit!

Adjective used in place of a more crude phrase. Derives from Fat Bastard.

Fat dammit! That guy just cut me off, so I couldn't get off the ramp to merge properly. That Fat Bastard!

by Toxic Ink October 8, 2008

Fat Damon

an insult towards fat people. the humor of the term gets its punch because it rhymes with actor Matt Damon.

Doug: Carrie! You ARE abusive towards me! You make fun of my weight all the time!

Carrie: I do not!

Doug: Oh yeah? What about the time you called me Fat Damon? That was five minutes ago!!

by Chris Norton February 24, 2009

Damn shawty ass fat

Used to describe a females ass being totally in shape and round as a peach, when you smack it it jiggles (no surgery needed)

Random:Damn shawty ass fat on my momma bruh

by Extravagant Creature September 24, 2019

god dammit fat ass

a person with such a big fat ass that when people see them walking down the street, they say, "God dammit, that's a big fat ass."

"God dammit, that's a big fat ass."

by Russell Barker May 17, 2004