fastu 

Founding member of Fastu's Laundromat. A celebrity parody artist. The craziest guy ever to hit the internet.

That fastu is such a good faker and so damn funny he makes me laugh my ass off of my back.

fastu by Larry Steiner August 27, 2006

Fastu 

Referring to fat people.. "Fat Albert's Skinner Than U."

Damn Jerrod, you're Fastu!

Fastu by Bow December 15, 2004

fast food politics 

n. The scandals, plots, intrigues, and gossip that often infuse the work environment of a fast food restaurant.

Jose: "That coworker is the fourth chick Jacob has banged in this restaurant. These people have no shame."

Joe: "This is typical fast food politics."

Jose: "Did Hunter just snitch on others and cause a nervous breakdown at this store?"

Joe: "Yeah, he stirred things up by going back and forth between people, and everyone is stewing over this fake drama. He may just want more hours by tattling and throwing others under the bus by exaggerating things. It's typical fast food politics."

fast food politics by Prankster October 30, 2017

long, deep, fast, and repeatedly 

long, deep, fast, and repeatedly — A skill attributed to a man who is capable of using both a knife and his penis in the exact same way. A warrior in the streets and a master in the sheets; he gets to the battle early and is definitely the last and only one to leave. If you are a woman he may call you back; and, if you are a man he will call the meat wagon and tell them where your body is cooling and to come and pick you up before you start to stink.

This type of character was best captured by Walter Mosley in the person of Raymond “Mouse” Alexander in his Easy Rawlins stories.

Watch out for the men from North Carolina; they will bring a knife to a fist fight and cut you long, deep, fast, and repeatedly. And the women say that they fuck the exact same way. They are bad motherf*ckers.

long, deep, fast, and repeatedly by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 13, 2023

Fast and bulbous 

A phrase used in several songs that appear on the album 'Trout Mask Replica' by Captain Beefheart.

"Fast and bulbous!"

"That`s right, The Mascara Snake, fast and bulbous! Also a tin
teardrop."

Fast and bulbous by Methodrone August 1, 2012

fantum tax

I have no fucking clue and tried to figure it out on here, but nope. Literally nothing. Someone explain this to me for the love of god. I need to figure out what 'You're so skibidi, you're so fantum tax' means or i will go insane. oml.

"sticking out your GYATT for the RIZZLERRR. you're so SKIBIDI. you're so FANTUM TAX. I just wanna be your SIGMA "

"Please for the love of god stop. I will go crazy."

"Crazy? I was crazy once.."

fantum tax by Kallsign.Karma October 23, 2023

fast-tracking 

The act of expediting one's relationship with a friend into the ultimate stage of friendship through homosexual intercourse; usually overseen by a mediator. It is typically performed by two straight men, when one of them is unable to fully understand the other, but doesn't want to wait a lifetime to become best friends with them.

Derek and Carlos were pretty decent friends, until someone told them about fast-tracking; now they're the best of friends.

fast-tracking by Professor Cummysocks March 17, 2017