fartsquach 

You Fart Alot You Can Not Control Yourself

My Brother Was A fartsquach

fartsquach by anonymous November 11, 2022

fatsquatch 

When a woman has a fat lump right above her pussy.

Chris: Did you see that chick in the tight pants?!
David: Yeah, she's a fatsquatch

fatsquatch by Sonny Black Monster December 16, 2008

Lord Fartsquad 

Used to describe when you and your squad are fart as fuck

"Did James just fart? These beans sure are making us Lord Fartsquad."

Lord Fartsquad by Lenovotorola January 30, 2015

Fatsquatch 

Large, fat hairy man that often gets extremely angry about food.

Man 1: Did you see that fat, hairy guy raging when McDonalds only gave him half a burger!

Man 2: Yea, he went ape shit didn't he.

Man 1: Classic fatsquatch....

Fatsquatch by Fatman4938 March 8, 2011

fartstache 

A dirty moustache, or the hair in your ass.

"When I poop, a lot is left in my fartstache".

"Check out John's fartstache! Man, he really should get rid of it."

fartstache by Sele92 November 2, 2013

fatsquatch 

An ugly obese (fat) man who shows up at your door with roses and gifts and beg you to date him.

Being cursed with fatness and hairiness he has no choice but to beg and pay women for company.

Usually of italian descent he is overly hairy and smelly and dosen't take hints too well.

Vitale is a real fatsquatch.

fatsquatch by ress223 December 15, 2008

fatsquatch 

word used to gain attention from someone by calling them a fatsquatch.

you. person. dude. hey you. you there. buddy.

hey fatsquatch, what are you doing?

fatsquatch by Drew September 12, 2004