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Fartpenny 

Fartpenny /färtˈpenē/ noun
noun: fartpenny; plural noun: fartpennies
An undesirable entity that continually turns up as would a bad penny and tends to linger as would a fart
That Voldemort is a real fartpenny. Why won't he just leave Harry alone?
Fartpenny by Fruchild July 20, 2016
A fartphone is a type of smartphone that is slow, cheap, and oudated and just sucks.
An example of a fartphone is the T-Mobile Mytouch Q because it is a low-end "smartphone" that is really slow and just not a good phone.
Fartphone by AirplaneBobtheslob November 26, 2014

farthonheckle 

Content creator, Brandon Farrisfavorite word.

I can also be used in place for “F**K”
What the farthonheckle.
farthonheckle by Panda2170 August 4, 2019
when you fart publicly, and blame it on the sound of your phone vibrating
Hey Dan, did you just fart?
No dude, it was my phone.
...2 minutes later
Dan totally fartphoned.
fartphone by MexiForce5000 January 4, 2010

Fartphone Zombie 

Somebody who uses their "smart"-phone for system-critical activities,

without realizing they can be observed through their fartphone 24/7/365.
Also a synonym for smartphone zombies, who are isolating themselves from
their physical surroundings and don't realize anymore what's going on around
them, because they are so submerged in the cloud matrix enslaving their souls.
Fartphone zombies really try to organize an coup d'état from their

fartphones, guaranteeing their surveillance by the state 24/7/365.
Fartphone Zombie by How Be February 14, 2017

fartphobia 

a Fear of farts
Meri was scared when startling farted. she has fartphobia
fartphobia by DXSRUPPTED August 4, 2022