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A fartphone is a type of smartphone that is slow, cheap, and oudated and just sucks.
An example of a fartphone is the T-Mobile Mytouch Q because it is a low-end "smartphone" that is really slow and just not a good phone.
Fartphone by AirplaneBobtheslob November 26, 2014
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when you fart publicly, and blame it on the sound of your phone vibrating
Hey Dan, did you just fart?
No dude, it was my phone.
...2 minutes later
Dan totally fartphoned.
fartphone by MexiForce5000 January 4, 2010

Fartphone Zombie 

Somebody who uses their "smart"-phone for system-critical activities,

without realizing they can be observed through their fartphone 24/7/365.
Also a synonym for smartphone zombies, who are isolating themselves from
their physical surroundings and don't realize anymore what's going on around
them, because they are so submerged in the cloud matrix enslaving their souls.
Fartphone zombies really try to organize an coup d'état from their

fartphones, guaranteeing their surveillance by the state 24/7/365.
Fartphone Zombie by How Be February 14, 2017

farthole fucker 

A person who engages in rough anal sex.
The wild biker was well known as a farthole fucker so we avoided conversation and eye contact.
farthole fucker by Hugh Jasphart November 22, 2019

fartophobe 

A person who has an irrational fear of farts.
A: Eww! That stinks! I can't believe you just farted right next to me!
B: Don't be such a fartophobe!
fartophobe by Jo McF December 24, 2007

Farthole 

Farthole (noun). Definition: The origin of fart gas and/or genesis of the funky fresh scents of one's bowels.
As used in a sentence: 'As John relaxed, his farthole opened releasing the sweet gaseous remnants of his chili cheese
Farthole by PartyMonkey2000 July 17, 2022

fapphones 

Headphones that are used for the sole purpose of hiding the fact that you are watching porn.
My sister was in the next room, so I muted the volume and put on my fapphones.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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