a person that is strongly against Flatulence out of someones ass, usually hating on anyone that lets anything out of between their buttcheeks.
guy 1: (accidentally farts)
guy 2: END YOURSELF!!!!! DIE!!! I HATE YOU!!!! STUPID FARTER!!!!!
guy 1: Bro shut yo Fartphobic ass up
guy 2: WAAAAAAA WAAAAAAAA I HATE YOUU STUPID FARTS FARTS FARTS I HATE YOUUUU
Mortimer: (offscreen ) oooo farts! dont mind if i do!
guy 2: END YOURSELF!!!!! DIE!!! I HATE YOU!!!! STUPID FARTER!!!!!
guy 1: Bro shut yo Fartphobic ass up
guy 2: WAAAAAAA WAAAAAAAA I HATE YOUU STUPID FARTS FARTS FARTS I HATE YOUUUU
Mortimer: (offscreen ) oooo farts! dont mind if i do!
by ColossalNumber February 09, 2024