fartophobe

A person who has an irrational fear of farts.

A: Eww! That stinks! I can't believe you just farted right next to me!
B: Don't be such a fartophobe!

by Jo McF December 24, 2007

Factophobe

A person that rejects verifiable facts when they conflict with his/her opinions, preconceived notions, or general world view. Also: factophobic - adj.

He won't ever change his view; he's such a factophobe that you can show him a notarized copy of his OWN birth certificate and he wouldn't believe it.

by thoof January 25, 2011

factophobia

An irrational aversion to certain basic facts when said facts interfere with ones ideology

Some examples of factophobia:

Birthers who refuse to acknowledge Obama's citizenship.

The Reagan Revisionist who refuses to admit the fact that Ronald Reagan tripled the national debt!

by Just_sayin' January 20, 2016

fartophrenia

Fartophrenia is a serious mental disorder when you think you’re about to fart, so you go through with it but you shit your pants instead.

Person 1: Dude I toally need to fart

Person 2: Just do it...

Person 1: Shit...it was Fartophrenia...

by immieeEe October 26, 2011

Fatophobia

noun. Fear of fat people or fat people walking past them

Countess has fatophobia since highschool

by Motorola_Queen January 23, 2008

Fartophile

To like farts, To be Ian.

Ian is a Fartophile.

by rawrPhile September 19, 2012

factophobe

Someone who is afraid of facts.

Despite overwhelming evidence the factophobe could not see the truth.

by NalaWinnie November 15, 2020