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Factophobe 

A person that rejects verifiable facts when they conflict with his/her opinions, preconceived notions, or general world view. Also: factophobic - adj.
He won't ever change his view; he's such a factophobe that you can show him a notarized copy of his OWN birth certificate and he wouldn't believe it.
Factophobe by thoof January 25, 2011

factophobia 

An irrational aversion to certain basic facts when said facts interfere with ones ideology
Some examples of factophobia:

Birthers who refuse to acknowledge Obama's citizenship.

The Reagan Revisionist who refuses to admit the fact that Ronald Reagan tripled the national debt!
factophobia by Just_sayin' January 20, 2016

fartophrenia 

Fartophrenia is a serious mental disorder when you think you’re about to fart, so you go through with it but you shit your pants instead.
Person 1: Dude I toally need to fart

Person 2: Just do it...

Person 1: Shit...it was Fartophrenia...
fartophrenia by immieeEe October 26, 2011

Fatophobia 

noun. Fear of fat people or fat people walking past them
Countess has fatophobia since highschool
Fatophobia by Motorola_Queen January 23, 2008

Fartophile 

To like farts, To be Ian.
Ian is a Fartophile.
Fartophile by rawrPhile September 19, 2012

factophobe 

Despite overwhelming evidence the factophobe could not see the truth.
factophobe by NalaWinnie November 15, 2020
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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