fartophrenia 

Fartophrenia is a serious mental disorder when you think you’re about to fart, so you go through with it but you shit your pants instead.

Person 1: Dude I toally need to fart

Person 2: Just do it...

Person 1: Shit...it was Fartophrenia...

fartophrenia by immieeEe October 26, 2011

Fantaphrenia 

A high-anxiety condition of split loyalties that exists when your favorite team is playing against players you need to win your fantasy game. Also occurs when you are in multiple leagues where one or more of your players can benefit you in one league and hurt you in another.

In rare, but specific cases, this third definition may be applied: Occurs when two or more flavors of Fanta are available, bringing great conflict to one’s decision making ability.

“Ugh, I have total fantaphrenia! I need 35 points from Antonio Brown to win this week, but he’s playing against MY Patriots!” Or, “I’ve got fantaphrenia bad this week, if Ebron scores here, I win in my first league this week, but opponent in my other league will beat me’”

“Dude, the soda machine had Fanta Orange, Grape, and Strawberry! I froze up in complete Fantaphrenia and just stood there for like five minutes, then finally chose Grape.”

Fantaphrenia by Loose Mortar December 18, 2018