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Someone addicted to fapping, like an alcoholic is addicted to alcohol. Usually a lonely idiot who drives away his girl/boyfriend by favouring fapping over them.
Dude 1: Where's Jeff?

Dude 2: He hasn't left his room in days. What's happened?

Dude 3: Jeff? He's a fapoholic.

Dudes 1+2: Oh right. Twat.
fapoholic by MHWPJ November 6, 2011
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faceoholic 

An individual who has no other point in life but to add information to people's wall, comment on everyone's images,presume that everyone cares about their specific point in life.
I didn't want to be rude and just axe the person from my frlend's list just because they're a faceoholic but they are testing my limits.
faceoholic by Jamfetto December 20, 2008

fapaholic 

One who is addicted to fapping, and experiences withdrawal symptoms when not currently engaged in the activity.
Keith: "Yo, Clark. I'll be back later, I need to go fap."

Clark: "You're such a fapaholic, and you need to go to rehab for it"
fapaholic by bonerclub22 January 2, 2010
1. Someone who excessively uses the words, Fag,Gay,Queer,Homosexual etc. and is probably Homosexual himself
2. A very noticable (flamboyant) Homosexual
1. Phil - "Ryan is such a queer.. hes such a fag I mean god hes like so gay.."
Demko - "Phil stfu your a fucking fagaholic.. we all know your the gay one"

2. Wow that guy looks like a real fagaholic
Fagaholic by Demko November 12, 2005

fartoholic

- "You're such a fartoholic"
- "No I'm not! I just fart a lot"
fartoholic by thebearminimum June 26, 2017

fartoholic

Someone who is addicted to their own fart smell, and so farts as often as possible.
'Stan, you're a real fartoholic'
'So?'
'You stink.'
Word of the Day on June 24, 2017

Funoholic 

Whoever put fun first in life ! as oppose to workoholic
She is a funoholic, find the big event in town and that's where she is .
Funoholic by Roozi November 7, 2007
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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