faceoholic

An individual who has no other point in life but to add information to people's wall, comment on everyone's images,presume that everyone cares about their specific point in life.

I didn't want to be rude and just axe the person from my frlend's list just because they're a faceoholic but they are testing my limits.

by Jamfetto December 20, 2008

Faceaholic

A person who is addicted to face book, much like a alcoholic is addicted to the bottle. These poeple post every stupid aspect of boring life on facebook as though it is some earth shattering news. They belive in thier simple minds that people actually care about what they have to say, and can't wait for more of their mindless dribble. When in fact all poeple will usually do is just hide these mother fuckers, to get them off their screens.

Tony : Mike your boy Eric is a faceaholic.

Mike : I know he's on facebook 24-7, and he never has much of anything to say but quote lyrics and talk about washboards.

by TV CAR March 19, 2010

fartoholic

person who loves to fart

- "You're such a fartoholic"
- "No I'm not! I just fart a lot"

by thebearminimum June 26, 2017

fartoholic

Someone who is addicted to their own fart smell, and so farts as often as possible.

'Stan, you're a real fartoholic'
'So?'
'You stink.'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 9, 2005

Faceholing

When you log onto facebook for just one minute and end up on it for 3 hours. You have accomplished nothing and trying to figure out how to explain why nothing was finished that day.

I wanted to upload a couple photos and stalk my ex and ended up faceholing the entire morning!

by Mo Stones September 30, 2010

falcoholic

A fake alcoholic, or someone usually from 14-17 who talks about how they get wasted every night when they have only had alcohol once in their life.

"omg where am i? i feel sooo hung over."
"stfu, your such a falcoholic."

by wtfeveeeer March 10, 2009

fapoholic

Someone addicted to fapping, like an alcoholic is addicted to alcohol. Usually a lonely idiot who drives away his girl/boyfriend by favouring fapping over them.

Dude 1: Where's Jeff?

Dude 2: He hasn't left his room in days. What's happened?

Dude 3: Jeff? He's a fapoholic.

Dudes 1+2: Oh right. Twat.

by MHWPJ November 6, 2011