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a fart so relieving you get a boner

yeah fred held that last fart in all day so when he let it go he got a fart on

fart on by fudgewad September 25, 2011

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Fart-on

When someone sits on guy’s lap and farts so strongly that the vibration results in the guy getting a hard-on

Dude, Jennifer sat on my lap and she let one loose and I sprung a fart-on!

Fart-on by KDS117 December 31, 2017

Fart on my balls

To have intercourse with a woman

I fucked her so hard, she fart on my balls

Hey baby, wanna swing by my place later and fart on my balls

Fart on my balls by TRexus May 29, 2010

fart on your cornflakes

Synonymous to raining on your parade.

Anna: I can't wait to see that new Mathew McConaughey, Kate Hudson movie.

Rob: I don't mean to fart on your cornflakes, but I heard its just as bad as their previous movies.

fart on your cornflakes by m.c. phatback November 30, 2009

Fart on my hard on

An expression of shock or suprise similar to "shit on my dick"; Pootin' on a pecker

Brennon: I just found out I got AIDS

Ryan: Well fart on my hard on! that sucks for you!

Fart on my hard on by Frankie Puscher December 18, 2012

Fart On Boobies

The act of releasing ones built up flatulence upon a set of woman's breasts.

Kyle enjoys a good fart on boobies.

Brittany loves to have two hundred pound bottoms release pent up gaseous fumes upon her breasts.

Little Tommy Farted on big Janeqiuas black boobs.

I just farted on my girlfreinds boobies, and it knocked her out.

Fart On Boobies by YNNV8V August 4, 2011

fart on my boner

An incident that occurs which causes feelings of disappointment.

That test totally farted on my boner.
I told her not to fart on my boner, but she told me the bad news anyway.

fart on my boner by stupidass January 16, 2006

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026