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Fart on my balls
To have intercourse with a woman
I fucked her so hard, she fart on my balls
Hey baby, wanna swing by my place later and fart on my balls
Hey baby, wanna swing by my place later and fart on my balls
Fart on my balls by TRexus May 29, 2010
fart on your cornflakes
Anna: I can't wait to see that new Mathew McConaughey, Kate Hudson movie.
Rob: I don't mean to fart on your cornflakes, but I heard its just as bad as their previous movies.
Rob: I don't mean to fart on your cornflakes, but I heard its just as bad as their previous movies.
fart on your cornflakes by m.c. phatback November 30, 2009
Fart on my hard on
Fart on my hard on by Frankie Puscher December 18, 2012
Fart On Boobies
Kyle enjoys a good fart on boobies.
Brittany loves to have two hundred pound bottoms release pent up gaseous fumes upon her breasts.
Little Tommy Farted on big Janeqiuas black boobs.
I just farted on my girlfreinds boobies, and it knocked her out.
Brittany loves to have two hundred pound bottoms release pent up gaseous fumes upon her breasts.
Little Tommy Farted on big Janeqiuas black boobs.
I just farted on my girlfreinds boobies, and it knocked her out.
Fart On Boobies by YNNV8V August 4, 2011
fart on my boner
That test totally farted on my boner.
I told her not to fart on my boner, but she told me the bad news anyway.
I told her not to fart on my boner, but she told me the bad news anyway.
fart on my boner by stupidass January 16, 2006
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
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Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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