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wet fart nugget

small bit of sloppy poo that sometimes comes out with a wet fart, usually leaves a nasty skidmark in your boxers.
my missus hates it when I go out on the beer and curry, because I normally wake the next morning with my undies in a mess from wet fart nuggets.
wet fart nugget by Nick Harvey February 13, 2004

fart nugget 

"Aww man theres a fart nugget in my pants i shouldn't have pushed so hard."

fart nugget 

A fart nugget accours when you are with a group of friends and you feel a little gas coming on. You feel very excited because you want to but on a good show for you friends. You push extremly hard and then, pooooop, you shit your pants with a hard turd. Luckly for you, you can make a swift move to 2 restroom before anyone notices becasue your ass wont we wet and brown, only brown. You should be able to clean you panties with a few sheets of Toile paper. If there is no brown left on your white panties, CONGRADULATIONS, you have succsefully ddroped a "Fart Nugget"
Damn sue i think I just released a fart nugget.
fart nugget by Mic August 5, 2004

fart nugget 

dude1~dude, wut a fartnugget.
dude2~seriously...
fart nugget by my@sshurtz October 8, 2003

fart nugget 

an insult toward someone, when you would prefer to not swear.
"You fart nugget (taking the place of bitch)! You cheated on me with Cindy!
fart nugget by moonlightalley February 23, 2011

fart nugget 

the end product when you laugh so hard that a little poop comes out.
I think, I think I just pooped myself a little. Now that's a fart nugget right there! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
fart nugget by athena2hermes December 14, 2010