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The martial art of performing karate, kick boxing, Tai chi, kung fu, and various other moves with accentuating farts at the end. It is an extreamly pwerful fighting style not only because of advanced fighting technique, but also do to the humiliating factor of being farted on as somebody hits or kicks you.

That dude threw down some fart fu in the fight.

fart fu by Fu Master Joe Mama December 28, 2007

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Fart Furnace

After you fart many times while sitting on the couch, when you get up it is warm and the smell is there for a long time afterwards.

Todd watched the football game on the couch. When he left the fart furnace kept the room warm for hours.

Fart Furnace by TigerDoc January 11, 2008

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Fart Fuck

When two people are having sex and the dick makes a fart sound while it's thursting the pussy or anus!

Kiersten : Oh Yeah! Fuck Yeah! Harder! Harder! Harder! I'm Cumming! I'm Cumming!
Chad: Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Splat! Splat! Splat!
Kiersten : Did you just fart?
Chad : No it was just a Fart Fuck no gas was actually released!
Kiersten: Thank god cause that would be gross!

Fart Fuck by SlopNChop January 30, 2017

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boner-biting dick-fart fuckface

What Phillip calls Terrence in the South
Park movie.

Terrence: Well, Phillip, I hope you've learned something from this whole experience.

Phillip: I sure have, Terrance. I've learned that you are a boner-biting dick-fart fuckface.

boner-biting dick-fart fuckface by bumbleclot February 12, 2009

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Fart fuck

When your farting and he shoves his dick up your ass. To stop the farting

I couldn't stop farting so he Fart fucked me

Fart fuck by Jekskdk June 25, 2016

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fart fungus

The particularly extra chunky flatulence that follow a hearty Mexican meal, especially Taco Bell.

Yo got any air freshener I went to Taco Bell and got that fart fungus.

fart fungus by Beans burnt July 21, 2020

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Fart Fucking

When a person with a bad case of gas gets fucked in the ass and farts a lot.

It is easier to try fart fucking after eating large quantities of beans.

Fart Fucking by bwbigwoman January 13, 2011

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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