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fart fest
a farting contest or compilation with two or more people with nothing else to do.
dudes marking their territory by farting because signs are easily removed.
dudes marking their territory by farting because signs are easily removed.
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Fart Fest Steamroller
It’s where a man and a woman scissor, with the man farting in the vagina, the man positions himself face first in front of the vagina. The woman then releases the fart via queefing into the mans face
Fart Fest Steamroller by lampgash June 17, 2018
festering vaginal blood fart
The sound made when a woman who is having her period and has not washed in several days; has sex with a large man which causes a pussy fart.
I was fucking Linda last night when she blasted me with a chunky festering vaginal blood fart and man did it smell.
festering vaginal blood fart by smokin_oil December 7, 2009
festuring vaginal blood fart
The most foul and disgusting epithet a person can bestow on another, as it is foul and disgusting in and of itself.
The most rancid of all pussy farts, in both sight and smell.
The most rancid of all pussy farts, in both sight and smell.
festuring vaginal blood fart by Beavis_H_Christ April 6, 2004
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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