A bi-yearly celebration of farting. Participants eat dried apricots and count how many time they fart. Each year is accompanied by a slogan. Example - Fart Fest 2005 - "Our Cheeks Are Sealed" Quite a special festival.
by ethelegg February 18, 2005
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dudes marking their territory by farting because signs are easily removed.
dudes marking their territory by farting because signs are easily removed.
person 1: hey i just finished a whole bowl of beans and now im sooo bored.
person 2: same here... hey you wana have a fart fest?
person 1: hell yeah!! and it'll stop my sister from coming here.
person 2: same here... hey you wana have a fart fest?
person 1: hell yeah!! and it'll stop my sister from coming here.
by bopkes June 23, 2009
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It’s where a man and a woman scissor, with the man farting in the vagina, the man positions himself face first in front of the vagina. The woman then releases the fart via queefing into the mans face
by lampgash June 17, 2018
Get the Fart Fest Steamroller mug.The sound made when a woman who is having her period and has not washed in several days; has sex with a large man which causes a pussy fart.
I was fucking Linda last night when she blasted me with a chunky festering vaginal blood fart and man did it smell.
by smokin_oil December 7, 2009
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The most rancid of all pussy farts, in both sight and smell.
The most rancid of all pussy farts, in both sight and smell.
by Beavis_H_Christ April 6, 2004
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